Girl : HB Texas

Location : Malaga



The RSG crew are in
Malaga. Im writing this FR
from Jambone’s amazing beach front apartment. The trip thus far has
been a rollercoaster ride of
Laughter, good times, HB’s and more amazing tapas and wine than can feed
7 hungry PUA’s.

On to the field
report……

Friday night, TonyT
opened a set of cute American girls in an ice cream shop, we stood back and filmed
from a distance. It was a 5 set,
so I knew that I could help tony with the set, so I waited for the signal. As he chatted away, (we all made bets
if he would lick the girls ice cream – within seconds, he did… I won) as he did this I noticed a middle aged mixed 4 set with 3 dogs, that tonys set hadn’t
noticed, standing just behind him, I thought this was a great opportunity to
come in and wing tonyt. So I
walked over opened the mixed set and started playing with the dogs. The Dogs were going crazy, all vying
for my attention, so as I was playing with them, tony turned around and
introduced me, (DHV – loves
animals) I quickly DHV’d tony and started chatting to a cute Texan girl. We started fluffing about our mutual
hate of Twitter, X factor and the Black eyed peas, and this girl became more attractive to me. I
soon started DHV’ing about my job (fashion) which she loved and explained that my Creepy moustache was
actually a fundraising exercise for Prostate cancer, (DHV) as soon as I knew I had built attraction
I knew that Tony wanted to bounce.
As I knew this was his set, I had to go.


When the RSG
crew wing, we have one hard-fast rule.

“When you
wing, you should only have one thing on your mind – how to get your mate laid. – how to make him look
as good as possible and to comply with what he says, he is the leader and we all look to him for guidance (DHV-Leader
of men)

So as soon as he said
we’ve got to go, I quickly Qualified her, and email closed.


The following day I
added her as a friend on FB and sent her a DHV laden message about the previous
night. She added me straight away,
but I didn’t hear from her.

That night we were out
in Malaga, causing havoc as usual.
It had been a long day, and we were all lagging a little so TonyT led us
in a few state-control exercises that soon got out of control. We started by lining up arm in arm and
doing the can-can in the middle of the main Plaza. Then that turned into crazy
antics that I just cant explain.


After 2 hours of
amazing fun, we were all in an amazing state and ready to hit the bars.



The first bar we were
in was actually a square around 5 or 6 bars where everybody congregated and
drunk together.
Sets were falling open.

As I was chatting away
to Jambone, HB texas randomly grabbed my arm. It was a weird freaky coincidence that she had bumped into
me. She grabbed me and kissed me
straight away, and seemed to be really excited to see me. We started chatting straight away and I
knew I had attraction, and I had qualified her, so all I needed to do was not
fuck this up and I should be fine.

I also knew I had
attraction because she kept mentioning things from my Facebook profile, Info,
religious views, my photos etc, she had really spent a lot of time looking thru
my profile.

As I was designated
photographer for the night, I had my trusty SLR with me, I started my photo
routine, and I recruited her as my apprentice photographer, and we went
searching for the perfect
shot. All her friends joined in and
we had a great time. This girl
looked to her friends for approval through the whole process, all I had to do
was convince her friends I was a great guy, and the
battle was won.



As she
started taking photos, I grabber her from behind and showed her the correct
technique and increasing kino, she responded really well to this and soon started
staring at my lips. We soon
started making out while all the boys filmed from behind.

This was
nice, but she did throw up a lot of hoops, i.e “your weird, I shouldn’t like you, you should go away” I could see that her lips were saying
these words but her body was saying something completely different. This was a shit test. She wanted to
make sure I was high value, and wouldn’t fold under pressure.

At the
same time she would say things like “Stop being funny” and “you need to stop having my sense
of humour” These were massive
IOI’s, it seemed strange..,, she was gaming me! She was playing Push pull and then Qualifying me. I quite enjoyed the role reversal, but
I was conscience of keeping the frame.
Tony T by this stage had closed her friend and was heading to the beach
to ‘watch the sunset’ he told me
that we should join them. This was
perfect. I knew I couldn’t take
this girl to the beach on my own, ( her ASD was too strong) but as her best friend was going and
tony and I had been DHV’ing other all night it was a lot easier.

This
didn’t stop her from getting permission from her friends. Btw they all let her come and told me
to look after her. Trust was
definitely there.

When I
started walking I started with one of Lee’s new patented openers, “What’s your 2

nd

favourite
dinosaur?” They then spent 5 minutes doing as many dinosaur impressions as they
could. TonyT pulled his into an adventure playground and started climbing on
and playing – the girls quickly followed and swung as high as they could,
squealing with excitement.

Straight away
again, “stop having my sense of
humour” we moved into comfort really easy and she opened up about her family,
hopes, dreams etc. We arrived at
the beach, after stopping off to get some blankets, home made cookies, and laid
on the beach until the sun rose..,
Shes a really cool girl and we stil keep in contact, ill probably see
her again in Texas sometime.

Burto