So, I have been meaning to make this post for a while but just have been busy. Two weeks ago I went out with my roommate, his girlfriend and his very "dull" friend. I tell you this guy is a stick in the mud, an AFC beyond compare, and not good for anything except social approval. Nice guy though...

Anyway, there is this blonde eye-fucking the shit out me. A good 8.75 on the scale. I wanted to go so saying something but, I honestly didn't feel like gaming so much at the moment because I was just chatting it up with my roomy and his girlfriend. I danced with his girlfriend a (great way to boost social status) bit, there wasn't that many people dancing yet and we were next to dance floor.

A tight song came one and I just went up and started dancing on the dance floor. I can tell you that finding a nice bar that has a dance floor but, also has areas where you can talk are the best. So I am up their doing my thing and that blonde comes running up to me and starts grinding on me. I was like sweeeeeeet.

So we dance for a good two songs grinding and then she runs off. At this point I did not want to run off after in hopes of looking too interested or even desperate(which I was not). I continue doing my thing and not too be out done by the blonde girl....

These 3 black girls come up to me and sandwich me and grind on me. It was definitely an awesome 6 minutes.

I did not really like any of the black girls that much, and the blonde ended up leaving or something but it was definitely fun.

Some important things; When you walk into a place own it. Walk with your chest out, chin high and a big smile. I was the prize from the moment I walked in and it made for good times. Also, dancing (if you can, if you can't learn!...like everything else just takes practice!) is a great way to meet ladies and get laid, burn off that beer, and the grinding never hurts....well sometimes haha.