I had a hell of a day today. Last game of the year at Wrigley, and my friend bailed on me, so I decided to use a variation of the "I lost my friends" opener.

Walking through the bleachers, up and down aisles, talking to my phone as if there is someone on the other line. I love the way this allows me to laugh and smile as much as I want. Say ridiculous things like, "No. I said $100 an hour, or no go. Don't argue with me on this." (It's not lying...it's flirting.)

So I get next to a 12 set of girls that all have "It's Nicole's 30th Birthday!" tee shirts on. Game time.

Me into the phone: "No, Eric's phone died and he's the only guy's number I have from the group....seriously, I lost my friends. I'm like a lost sheep right now....you need to either magically charge Eric's phone or find me a shepherd."

Nicole: Did you lose your friends?

Me: (to my phone) Hang on Matt.
(now, to Nicole): Yes I did. Last thing I heard him say was "we're in rightfield" as if that's going to help me. There are 6,000 people in rightfield for Christ's sake.

Nicole: (laughs) You can be friends with us.

Me: (to the phone): Wait Matt, I think I just found better friends...yeah...12 girls that want to buy me beer.

Girls: (laugh in unison, and I hear one say, "He's cute.")

Me: Hey, don't start doodling my name on your trapper keeper. (big smile)

Nicole: You're fun. Come sit with us.

I sit. I meet the Hanna Montana look alike. HB 7.5. Her name is Beth.
Fluff a little bit. Play the 5 questions game. Talk to Nicole's mom. Mom loves me.
Go to bar when game is done. Put on the extra 30th birthday tee shirt they have. It is tight. I've been working out a lot recently. Girls are touching me. I'm the complete embodiment of a big smile. I am the center of attention. I like being the center of attention. Move to next bar in the "attempt to find my friends."
Beth and I go out to smoke. Nicole tells me that, "Even though I have a boyfriend, I'm so making out with you." Beth is better looking. I decide to get her phone number. I ask her if she'd like to make out. She hesitates. I kiss her. The rest of the girls are leaving to get into a limo. I tell her she should stay but to keep her hands away from my pants just in case she was interested. She stays. Her hands instantly go down my pants. So now I have 2 homeless guys watching this girl kiss my neck and violently rub me. They applaud. Life is wonderful. I tell her my band has to play a short set at a bar (which is true) and that, "No, you can't come." I kiss her and leave...but not after making her say three times in a row, "I want to suck your cock really bad."

Granted, things don't always work out this well, but I'm working on creating something off of the yes ladder concept. I'm going to call it the "Repetition Ladder." If anyone else has coined this already, or already written about this concept, I apologize...otherwise, I want credit for this in the future.

A repetition ladder is when you make a girl say something sexual three times in a row, so that it becomes neurologically embedded in her psyche. You take a fleeting thought of hers and make it tangible. Here's what I did:

Me: What do you want to do to me right now? (while making out)
HB: A lot.
Me: What EXACTLY do you want to do to me right now? (kiss her neck so she can speak)
HB: I want to suck your cock.
Me: (kiss her lips now and whisper): Say it again.
HB: I want to suck your cock.
Me: (even quieter...barely audible) Say it again.
HB: I really want to suck your cock right now.

This happened verbatim. I took a girl who told me 10 MINUTES ago that she's only slept with 4 guys and NEVER sleeps with anyone until 90 days into the relationship, and allowed her to say this 3 times in a row. By the third time, she became so comfortable in saying it that it literally FLEW out of her mouth. And after texting it to me later that evening, I have no doubt that she'll be really comfortable in executing that statement. Thoughts on the Repetition Ladder? I might have something here. Not sure yet. Must field test. Happy Sarging and God Bless Wrigley Field.

I like it. But I think that whole 90 days is bullshit haha.

Agreed. Total shit test.

yep, that is code for "please understand me guy, I want to fuck but dont want to be a slut".

I tell every girl before I take her on a date that I have one big rule...

" I dont kiss till the 23rd date " same thing man, throw it back at her.

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"He who hesitates, masturbates."

dude...teach me hahaha

Repetition Ladder sounds good man. I'll field test it next time I get a chance and let you know how it works for me!

AWESOME. Im sooo using that, lol

Wow...I dont know what Im more jealous of you for. The solid pickup or the day game at Wrigley haha.

I appreciate your kind words gentlemen. Anybody try out the repetition ladder yet? I'm interested to know if this is a new technology we can use on a frequent basis. It's my first real creation that I have faith in. I have to DJ a club tonight, so I might use the volume of the music to make an interested girl say something 3 times in a row before I finally can "hear her." In fact, that's a great variation on the Repetition Ladder now that I think of it: If a girl says anything to you that could be taken as an IOI or anything sexual whatsoever...pretend that you didn't hear her. Make her say it again. Ask her if she wouldn't mind repeating it. If she says, "Nevermind," neg the hell out of her. I like this...

Be careful with that. People get really annoyed when they have to repeat something you didn't hear. If you're doing this as a volume issue, go only for one more repetition, and when she repeats it, you simply say

"haha I heard you the first time, I just wanted to make you say it again"

Follow up: Success.

I've successfully moved the repetition ladder into the bedroom. I think you boys will like this...

While beginning to make out on her bed, as she pulled away for a second, I told her to "kiss me again." Very directly. She does. Now I'm the one that pulls away and tells her, "do it again." She does. I pull away again and now JUST say the word, "again."

Each time I noticed that her reaction time to my commands was shortening. This is good.

So, without getting too graphic, throughout the rest of the evening, I kept using the word "again" whenever she did something I enjoyed and it was fantastic. Then SHE started using it once I asked her what she wanted ME to do to HER. After going down on her I told her to tell me when she wanted me to "go again," and this is what I get via text message from her the next day:

HB8: So, my friends are really jealous of how hot we are. (freakin girls tell each other everything)
Me: Oh, are we hot?
HB8: Yes. We are.
Me: What are they jealous of?
HB8: I told them that I only have to tell you to "go again" and you do. It's crazy.
Me: Hey, am I stricken with the crippling disease of competency? Yes. Yes I am.

So, in conclusion, I'm going to continue to use this repetition ladder as a new technology. I THINK it works. Good success rate so far. It really psychologically affirms a particular thought once you say it aloud three times in a row.

Anybody out there that can help me field test this would be greatly greatly appreciated. I'll continue to let you know.

Been absent for a while in terms of posting...my apologies around the room. I was using this again last night on a HB8.5 and I just wanted to share that I've field tested this over 30 times now and it's got a great success rate in terms of female approval. I'm going to say over 80 percent react favorably and it really escalates things in the bedroom. Gotta say it soft though. Think Morgan Freeman's narration in Shawshank...

I just pictured Morgan Freeman narrating sex. CREEPY.

Lol anyway pm me one of your DJ mixes. I'm curious because my 2 brothers DJ and I'm thinking of practicing a little myself, I would like to hear!