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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:01 pm 
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Last Night i went on a date with a diffrent girl. and if you have been reading my reports this isnt the girl from either the gym or from shool. this one is from a rival swimming team (yes im on a swim team). she actually picked up on me and got my number before i could even think.. but anyways i went on a date with her last night and forgot to put in a report so here it is.
Im not putting in the whole thing but just puttin in the part of an esp trick i learned.

we are laughing and having a good time, and we just got out of a crappy movie. i asked let me see your hands. she gave them and i traced my finger up and down her palm.
"You can read palms?" she asks in a deamy voice. at this point i have been kinoing her so much and micro escolating so much shes just lost in her dream world. (thank you gambler).
i ignored the question and said
"you see this line?" i pointed to aunimportant line. he nods and i say "this means u have bad taste inn movies." with a smile. she laughs and hits me playfully however i grabbed her arm and brought her in close to me teaseing a kiss that she wanted. i didnt give it to her because she hastn earned it yet.

Skip another 10 minutes of stupidity.

"ok so do you u believe in esp?"
"Whats esp?" oh lord.. i knew this was gunna be too easy.
"its like a mind reading thing."
"oh no i dont believe in that."
"what if i told you i can make u think otherwise?"
"that your full of shit"
"Alright fine.. think of a nuber between 1 and 10."
"ok i got it."
"now times it by 9."
"ok.. wait.... ok i got it."
"now if its a 2 digit number i want you to add them together as if they were 2 seprate numbers. example if you got 63 then make it 6+3."
"ok.. i got it..i think"
"now subtract by5."
"ok.."
"every number has a corrsponding letter to it. for example A=1 b=2 C=3 etc etc. now fing your letter."
"alright.. i got it."
"ok now think of a country starting with that letter."
"oh gosh thats hard....give me a minute."

5 mins later she still hasnt found 1.

"u find one yet?"
"uhh no...."
i decided to help her out a little. "ok what letter do you have?"
"D..."
"Denmark."
"isnt that a state?"
"that would be Delaware." good god...
"ohh.."
"ok now take the last letter of that country and place it with an animal."
"OK! i got 1!"
"take the last letter of that animal and think of a color."
"ok i got it."

i grabbed her neck and pulled her in close to my face. "i will now estract your thought of those 2 thig you thought of." (normaly it would be three. country animal and color.)
then she asks how but before she says it all i pulled her in and kissed her. easy way to shut her up eh?
i pull away and think and "taste"...
"i can taste.. a kangaroo... and an orange..."
"HOW DID U DO THAT?!" in complete awe and shock.

this esp test if it went all according to plan would have you been saying the contry as well. i found this esp test in the routines section though i forgot where.
it worked but i had to wing part of it. and it always ends up being those 3 things unless the girl is rom some country in africa THEN your in trouble.

anyways i think pickup routines work well on a date lol
untill my next field report
-Good Hunting.[/quote]


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