O.K., so the night started out simple, I was dressed in Khaki's, nice shoes, suit, the usual. I go over to my girlfriends so I could take her over to the dance, where along the way we were going to go a pizza place.

when i got to my girlfriends her mom was gone, so we had to wait a while, because her mom was going to fix her dress, cause her boobs were popping out, (i know, i was like "what's wrong with that?") lol. anyways on the way out her mom noticed her budding flowers that were growing, and decided to put it on my lapel (omg, this really helped out later).

So then anyways we get to the pizza place to meet up with two other chicks. they see my flower and they are like, "omg is that real," and so they smell it, and i they are like omg. then anyways i am like, "of course it's real, does everything beautiful have to be fake these days? you guys are only intrested in looks," Its always fun to make them seem like they don't care about emotion, because as you know, it's the oppisite way around. that's where the fun begins. as we order the pizza they ask the name, and i say, "my name is, 'hey you over there'," the girl started laughing, i could have gone on to pick her up but i decided not to because my GF was right there. anyways we had fun.

so anyways we get into the dance, (i saved a girl by giving her my girlfriends used ticket, so for 2 minutes i had 3 dates, it was wonderful). so then we get in and i see all my friends, EVERYBODY keeps looking at the flower, and sniffing it, it was amazing. the dance pretty much went on the same way for a long time. then in the middle a couple of UG 5's dance next to me, it sucked, but i was getting a ton of chicks. they would be approaching me all the time.

anyways, lesson learned, REAL flowers make great peacocking devices.