Okay, I was broke, but I desided to go to the titty bar anyways on a wihim, not to sarge, but just to chill. I just wanted to relax so for the most part I didn't even bother sitting in perverts row for most of the night. I sat at a table overlooking the stage. I was just sitting back leaning back, relaxed, half watching the show, half lost in my own thoughts, when I get opened by HBYankee. She sits down, and we start just talking. I don't have any cash so I can't do anything. I find out that she only works like once a month and has a regular job and that she's American. I tell her I can smell and taste her gum from where I am, teasing her I continue to tease her on it little bit more and I find out she used to be a drunk when she was younger. Some how this line of convo leads to me telling her how some dancers come by smelling of alcholoh so bad on there breath that my cheeks burns practically bleeding, all jokely like and exgerated. We get into a little discousion about who has the better health care system Canada or the states, I of course as a good socialist stand by my country Canada. Evenually She asks me if I want a dance and reply teasingly that I'm not a good dancer, pretending to misunderstand, this gets a laugh out of her and let her off easy and said that I didn't have any money. Very friendly girl.

I use that to let a few other girls off easy, plus it was true, before another dancer sits beside me, gently tugs and my hair flirtlously. I bust on her for asking her if that was how she usaully got men, ace woman style, hitting them on the head and dragging them away by their hair reversing the caveman sterotype, getting her laughing.

She asks me if I want to play with her. I get mischious and say what like checkers, chess, monoploy. This gets a laugh out of her, and then I add oh I know risk. I use risk to build a little roleplay think where talk about how we could tak e over the world together and then I ask what country she take over first, she says Brazil so we talk about Brazil and the big party they ahve there, and then she asks me which country I'd take over first, and I said Cananda becuase I'm patriotic, propably should have chosen a more exotic country. We kept taking for awhile and then she brings up the dance and used the same joke as before. Unfortunely I didn't know where to go after that.

I joke around with a few other dancers a bit, to varying degrees of success. One important to note was one where I tried something new. Normally the dancers seem to come up from behind, something that I find gives them all the advantages, so tired of that I tell her that I can't have a conversation with someone over my shoulder, so she should have a seat. This is after she introduced herself as *HB*. I was having so much fun with misunderstandings that I asked her what she had just said, so she repeated her name, and I replied "thank god I thought you said guy, I'm like oh crap, not that I'm judging" this got her laughing then I got her to sit as stated above.

I tease her her glove saying it like mike jacksons only girlier and then his although I could see george micheal wearing it.I tease her on her nails saying they remind me of glow in the dark golf balls. I tell her that I've got no money and then something happens that I didn't expect. She stays where she is. I was expecting a reaction akind to vampires reaction to sunlight and I soon ran out of stuff. She then left when I didn't know what else to do. I notice one pattern from this, stripper eject far quicker when standing up then when you've got them to sit down. A body in moment is most likely to stay in motion and a body a rest is most likey to stay at rest and all that.

If you've read my previous stuff for the most part this was very different from how I handle titty bars. Very enlightening. I'm going to use more funny "misunderstandings" in the future, I'm going to see if I can create some kind of conspiracy/roleplay routine around games/risk, I'm going get them to sit and I'm going to keep trying to keep them off their script as Mystery put it.

One ironic thing is my thinking on some level was influenced by Mystery's new book, but without any scripted material except one neg I think, and I altered that too. I think I did really well with that unreactive thingy. I was just in a
i don't give a fuck mood for some reason.

Oh, just to clarify I mentioned Mystery's new book because I read it the day before at chapters and will write a review later. I'll even buy it even later, when I'm not broke.