| So tonight I was at a party, and decided to try out a bunch of new material here are a few of the more interesting sets i opened.. please critique!!
4 set
FTC
Coffee: Let me get your guy's opinion on this.. If you were dating a guy, and you found a teddy bear in his room that was hidden, would you think he was cheating on you?
Girls: Well.. I'd think something was up definitely.
Coffee: Well here is the situation. My friend over there had been dating this girl until yesterday, when she found a teddy bear hidden in his room. It was from a female friend, but was purely innocent. The girlfriend gave him what I've been calling "The Teddy Bear Ultimatum". He either had to BURN the teddy bear, or break up...
Girls: What did he do? yeah, burn the teddy bear!
Coffee: Actually, he chose the teddy bear and broke it off
Target: What? he should've chosen the girl
Coffee: Well, come on now! She told him to BURN the teddy bear. thats crazy talk (To the friends) How do you roll with this girl??
Girls: (Laughter)
Coffee: but any advice on what i should tell him? He really liked her, but I stand by that he made the right choice.
Girls Definitely.. What does your necklace mean
Explains (Drum Corps, Drumline)... Kino...
Coffee: Lets grab that couch!
BOUNCE___________
only target and friend remain
I'm seated next to target, and the friend on the opposite side of her, in alpha stance seated on couch
Coffee: Did you know that women use 20,000 words per day, whereas men only use 7,000.
Girls: No i didn't.. that's crazy!
Coffee: This is because females greater dedication to communication. you "people" as a result have more areas of the brain dedicated to intuition.
Target: My intuition is telling me that you are a nerd!
Coffee: I don't know who your ex boyfriend is... But he didn't spank you nearly enough!
Girls: laugh
I eventually isolate target, and as we are talking about classes, I K-close
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2 set HB7 and HB8
She is drinking gatorade out of a bottle with a straw, and sets the top of the bottle on the counter, as I walk by i grab it and say
Coffee: You know... You really shouldn't litter like this.. We're going here at (The persons house we're at).
HB7: Consider it a token of our love
Coffee: **Drops top on floor**
HB8: So Rude! this guy's a jerk...
(Okay i know, a little rough.. but damage control is okay)
I leaver for a bit, make another round, and when i come back,
HB8: oh.. hey, your a jerk.
Coffee: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet
HB7&8: Thats not true, your an asshole
Coffee: Okay.. That may be true.. I Might be an asshole, But I'm fun..
HB8: But You dropped our love on the floor
Coffee: But isn't the floor, the sexiest place for love to be?!
HB7&8: Hahaha... What's your name?
*fluff*
i leave, i see them again
Coffee: i feel like we got off on the wrong foot... lets start over. Oh my god! That bow in your hair is So0o0o0o cute! (cheeky)
HB8: thank you.. i think you're hot.
Coffee: Hey now. I'm not THAT easy, you have to wine and dine me, buy me expensive things, then.. and maybe then you can get in my pants.
HB8: yeah. like you have a chance.
Coffee: it's fine.. If i weren't gay, i'd so be all over it.
HB8: hahahaha
*fluff*
Number close
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I had to do a bit of damage control to counteract the really harsh neg of "dropping the token of love" and i think it worked out.
It's also important to note that in the first FR, after I k-closed, the HB was hanging off of some AMOG, who was putting everyone down, and was trying to be all handsy. Every time she got up to go to the bathroom, or anything, we made out. was a nice kind of "fuck you" to the AMOG.. But any critiques?!
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