yesterday i went out with one of my flat mates, she was meeting up with some friends i thought she would have fit friends. we met up with another friend of ours and got to leicester square, once in the pub i realised how wrong i was, one would be a 3/3.5, the other maybe a 5 if shes lucky, shit i think, i hadnt planned on sarging. however after a few drinks my friend decides he wants to talk to some ladies, so i join him (he is unaware of adolf, however he has balls, i might have to enlighten him as hed be awesome).
all the woman are talking to men though and my afc side kicks in, shit i think, however my friend then starts talking to this set, a 6.5 and 8 from sweden, we get to know both of them (i kissed them on both checks when meeting, spanish syle, when they look at me with a wondering smile i tell them i live with spanish people and have picked it up, they seem to appriciate the kino) taking turns to talk to each, again my afc side said to me that i would be stuck with the 6.5, however when i start talking to the 8 i decide to take action,

me: i have a friend doing a ma in physcology (true) and that he has taught me this awesome physcological game (its not false, its flirting), its called the esp test
8: wow, that sounds cool, what do we do
i explain, and she says she wants to play, she guesses 7, which i too guessed
8: wow, thats amazing, try it on my friend
me: im not a performing monkey you know

she laughs but ultimatley i begs so i do
talking to her friend i devise a game plan, i cant use 7 as then its blown so i decide to go with 6 (at a house party i used the esp twice, both times was 6 so i guess its like the second most used)

me: 6
6.5: oh my god, thats amazing, how did you know
8: thats amazing, can you teach me
me: i am merely a student of it, not a teacher, only my friend can teach it
8:oh i see

now that i have them hooked we say we need to go back to our friends and that were thinking of going somehwre else, an instant date, they want to but cant as they are out with work friends so 6.5 gives me her number and we say we might see them later. we meet back up with our friends and say that we going to go hang out with the girls we just met, the 3.5 leaves and my friend i didnt mention (6) get extremely jealous (previously had a thing, useful side affect)
we go back to set and talk, they say they want to dance, so we do, their group is 3 other strapping men and one girl, fuck yeah i think, my friend and i just screwed them, i do the cube on 8 and she loves it, i tell her she can ask me any 3 questions about me as i know so much about her and she iois, my friend tells me that the 6.5 has a boyfriend so i number close and leave, bastard!!