Right, So here's a breakdown of what happened. Was out Saturday night, there were about 15 of me and my mates, all dressed in Kilts. When i see these girls (5) around a table, all dressed up, and the birthday girl is looking like she needs another present to unwrap..... Me!
Gotta be honest, this field report doesnt involve any number or f-closes. I have a girlfriend at the moment, but when i go out i still "Socialize" just incase we break up - then i kno i can go into town on a weekend and go talk to any of the girls i have met, even go in and Merge groups and AMOG.

So i see them, grab my wing and go stand next to them.
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B'day Girl: Hey!!! Nice dresses! :p Can you do me a favor!? Can you take a picture!? (obviously of her and her mates!)
Me: Yea No probs!! (take the camera and take a picture of me and my mate!)
B'day Girl: HEY! I meant of us!!!!
Me: Oops Sorry!!! Dnt take pictures of ppl i dnt kno (Give her the camera back and turn between my mate and her) Why the hell is everyoine dressed up!?
B'day Girl: Its my birthday!!!
Me: What!?? Oh, i was talkin to my mate! OK! you have my attention now! And i know your not gonna make me stand! Had a hard game of football today!
B'day Girl: Yea, sit down! (so we sit down, i start by askin wat everone is dressed up as! Even tho its so obvious, leaving out the birthday girl)
B'day Girl: Wat bout me!? U didnt ask me!
Me: Well its pretty obvious what you are! Is she always like this!? Fishing for attention!? (So anyway, negs, DHV, the usual, lol. Start to pay attention to her! We start talking, im gettin Doggy Dinner bowl eyes)
B'day Girl: So where are you off tonight!??
Me: What is this an interigation!???
B'day Girl: OY! Dont get lippy, i have handcuffs and a batton! Dnt go getting nawty on me!
Me: Wouldnt you like that tho!? Infact think i might make a Citicenz arrest and punish you! (Cheesy i kno)
B'day Girl: We're going now, com with us!
Me: Why dont you wait for us!?? (She even asks her friend if they can stay a lil longer but they dnt wanna, She tells me about her house party So i make a time bridge, even tho i wasnt going to meet her. And say goodbye)
B'day Girl: Cant the birthday girl get a Kiss!??
Me: Well i dnt wanna get you in trouble whilst your on duty and in your uniform! Maybe we can meet in the party after and get that uniform off you!
B'day Girl: U better meet me after!
Me: Dont worry, course i will! :p (Not!)
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Now i know what your thinkin, it was there!!!! Wat was i thinkin!!! But didnt wanna risk it! Besides, im sure she'll remember me and im sure i'll be abole to take her up on that invitation if im single!

Climax!

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"Women are Just as Bad As Men - They're Just Better At Hidding it! So Let's Exploit that!"