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| Image | PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:33 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:36 am Posts: 6 Location: Louisiana | | Im a bad writer but here is my 1st attempt at a field report. Its also my 1st real attempt at Sarging since ive started reading all the PUA material. It started getting long so i tried to just add the main convo points.
So im at this lame bar. kind bored so I strike up a convo with a HB 7
Image: Damn the bartender is slow in this dive.
HB 7: Yeah he sure is.
Image: (As im looking around) where are all your friends?
HB 7: I dunno where they are they were supposed to be here by now.
Image: They ditched you, that sucks
HB7: bla bla bla
Image: bla bla bla
(her phone rings and she answers)
I roll off and head back to the edge of the crowded dancefloor.
she started heading out the door so she can talk on her phone
HB7: (as she passes me) ill be back in a min.
I give her a shrug and head to the bath room. But as im walking there i notice this HB 8.5 giving me inviting eyes. so i walk past her and go to the bathroom first. When im done i head out and see the HB 8.5 (shes with her friends 2 girls and a guy kind of on the outside though). I start in there direction again and see her eyeing me again. So i stop at the bar a few feet away and invite her over.
Image: Hey can i ask you some thing?
HB 8.5: Sure whats up?
Image: What do you think about guys getting there ears pierced?
HB 8.5: Oh i think its pretty cool. I like it on some guys.
Image: Cool, I was thinking about getting mine pierced but i cant decide if i want to do one or the other or maby even both.
HB 8.5: Oh i heard that gay guys get there right ear pierced and straight guys get the left
( I had head this before too but i have no ideal where i cant form).
Image: (laughing) so if i get both does that mean im bie?
HB 8.5 (laughs)
(at some points we exchange names)
HB 8.5:bla bla bla
Image:bla bla bla
(at some other point we had transitioned to sitting on some stools at the bar i must have done it well cause i dont even remember.)
Some AFC comes and interrupts.
AFC: Hey HB 8.5 were about to leave but lemme get your number before i go.
Image:(I give him a WTF look)
AFC: Ive known HB 8.5 for a year so i can interrupt for a min.
(She starts giving him her number at this points and i stall for a few seconds. AFC kinda slided between us and gives me his back. I might have let it slide till he did that. But that was a challenge. Now hes got her number (damn it) and hes not leaving. Im glad he didnt leave)
Image: Hey dude im thinking about getting my ears pierced what do you think about that stuff?
AFC: Yeah i think its pretty cool i guess i though about doing it.
Image: Yeah? sweet we should go together man. ill get my left done and you can get your right. (implying to HB 8.5 hes gay)
HB 8.5:( looks and me and laughs) oh that sounds like a good ideal
AFC:( wondering whats so funny) uh yeah uh i guess.
(I give the HB 8.5 the who the fuck is this clown look and she returns with a hes a wierdo look)
(i think AFC catches the looks. SHUT DOWN!!!!!)
AFC: uh yeah so i gotta go now.
(AFC scampers away.)
So any way i #close the HB 8.5 but while im doing it the HB7 from before is giving me the eyes. So after 8.5 leaves i head over to 7 and exchange number with her. Every one i was with is ready to go at this points (except me) but i leave with then any way with 2 number in about 30 mins.
Doubled my dating.
So
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| Walliegabe | PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:47 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:56 pm Posts: 28 |
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| BlackBull | PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:41 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:00 am Posts: 467 AOL: BlackBull626 Location: North Bergen,NJ | | That was merciless...
...I love it!
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| JUSTINcredible! | PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:01 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:27 am Posts: 405 Website: http://www.myspace.com/justincrediblesx Location: Tempe, Az | respeck  _________________ -
JUSTINcredible!
the one and only
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| DTime | PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:54 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:49 pm Posts: 14 | | Nice, That is some top notch quick thinking, taking down that AFC after he tried to disrupt your game.
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| C1ayman_1 | PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:00 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:02 am Posts: 7 | | yeah i really like that thinking of getting you ear pierced opener
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| xxIcexx | PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:07 am | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:32 am Posts: 1026 Location: New England | | id try that but i already had mine done, caught la really bad infection because i didnt know i was allergic to silver so i let it close and theres a nasty bump it left on the back of my ear...im going to get it checked out and see if theres anyway to get it off _________________ I'd rather go out swinging than strike out looking.
A lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste.
What I say when I see her is what I'll say.
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