I won't go into too much detail or else ill end up writing a book. You know those weekends where you cant be fucked going out but in the end you do and it turns out to be an awesome weekend. Well I almost had one of those weekends. (if you dont wanna read all this go to paragraph 4 for my problem if u wanna help)

Jacks mum didnt want everyone stayin at her house this weekend cuz we're always over there so i thought mum would have to pick me up (i live a bit out of town so she woulda picked me up at around 12am. Too early -.-) so i nearly didnt go. but in the end i was just like fuck it ill be bored anyways. so i met the boys at some shity party and started drinkin. Some guy was trying to fight Jamie and drove off to get some more guys. we didnt wanna start anything so we left to go to another party which was supposed to be good. On the way there some guy that jack knew pulled up in his 4wd and were like "give us a lift!!" the guy drivin just came from the pubs so he was pretty drunk. there was 7 of us so some piled in the back and me an jamie sat in the boot. haha it was pretty fun he was zoomin.

got to this next party and the guy who wanted to fight jamie came back. Jack was gonna 1v1 him but the faggot ran off so wateva. I wanted some more drinks so i got some goon (shitty cheap wine.. yuck) off jade and then some guys apparently were after rickie. jamie had a bean so he was pingin and we chased the 2 guys down the road they were like "we're not even from around here blah blah"
Jamie was swinging at one of them hahah so i pulled him away and they guys ran off. One punched jack in the face from behind so jack went lookin for him found him and booted him then punched him a few. thats what he gets. Anyways after all this was over i really really needed a piss. so i went over to the fence and saw some mates from school who had left for apprenticeships. They had some bottle. i joined the circle and started chattin. they're like "get some of this into ya!" I was fucked so i was just like ok and sniffed it a couple of times. Adam said "you'll feel that in about 30 seconds". Well about 5 seconds later my heart was fuckin pounding and i had sorta like pins and needles all over my body. Like a massive adrenaline rush- massive. i had no idea what id just taken.

Amyl. Rush. Poppers. Search it up if you want its some kind of drug people used to use at raves. only lasted about 2 mins but fuck it was wicked. right after i had it i didnt know what was goin on, i was just pingin. i just joined some random group of girls and started talkin an shit. This HB8 chick is like "do you have myspace or anything" i said "yeh but i dont use it. whats ya number?" so she gives me her number says i better text her i say yeh i will. i leave and the cops come to break up the party =( on the way out i meet up with HB8 again. I text mum and tell her im stayin at jacks. So me jamie james and 5 girls head off to jacks. I hold HB8s hand. She has a boyfriend but she said he cheated on her or some shit. I was like pff hes an asshole and shit. She kept saying how she didnt wanna cheat and one time how he was a shit root haha. She gave me a kiss on the cheek. She said "i don't wanna cheat. im trusting you" (she said it with a smile. like she was serious obviously she really didnt want to but i think i could have) I said "i wouldnt trust me" we held hands all the way to jacks. then i pretty much ignored her til we went to bed.

We get to jacks and pauls just got there from the party too. We go in the back way so we dont wake jacks mum... Then pump the music.. one of the girls is like turn it down! i turn it back up and that happens a couple more times. she hates me hahah. so 5 mins later his mum comes in and is like what the fuck yous arent fuckin stayin yous can go somewhere else. Jack rickie and andy get home. Adam drives his mums car to jacks hahah. Then later him an james drive it back to his house and walk back to jacks. I won't say how fast he went. he's only 17.. crazy bastard. So just to give you an idea of the size of jacks bedroom- 12 people stayed in that room saturday night. 3 double beds, 1 couch and the floor. OK. This is where my problem is. The lights get turned off. I jump onto the mattress on the floor. HB8 jumps in next to me. i cuddle her and spoon for a while. So how to fuck do i go in for the kiss. This has happened 2 weekends in a row. im sleepin next to some hot chick and i dont know wtf to do. Do i kiss her on the cheek and see what she does? Do i just go for the lips?- it was pretty dark so i couldnt see her face that good. My head was right next to hers i got real close but i couldnt see if she had her eyes open or anything. i didnt wanna just kiss her and shed be like wtf are you doing if she was half asleep. so i ended up pretty much just spooning all night. They left early the next morning, went to maccas for breakfast. I walked past her at school today she gave me a pretty big smile. Also apparently shes gonna break up with her bf soon too.

So i ended up havin a good as time. Had some good experiences. Just im so pissed off i didnt get with these girls when i could have. So if you have any advice i'd love to hear =)

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haha,

thumbs up for the story about the booze and shit.

Anyways, nex time your spooning do this:

1. take away the hair thats covering her ear. So the neck, the cheek and the ear are clear.
2. use your lips to stimulatie her neck and her ear. and keep pushing forward towards her cheek. Do it slowly and tenderly!
3. keep starting in the back, and slowly move forward towards the cheek. and move back again.
4. 95% of the time. When you slowly kiss the cheek, she wil turn her head slightly to allow some lip-to-lip and tongue to tongue action.
5 (optional) If you don't know where to put your hands when phase 4 is in effect. There is usually a wet hot spot between her legs: you can put it there

Good luck!

greetz Bucc.

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I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. -Admiral Horatio Nelson

lol thanks bucc this was a bad sticking point that i had so ill try that next time. hopefully this weekend

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