I'd been studying pick-up art in theory for a while sort of off-handedly and had tried a few openers on sets using various methods from Mystery's FMAC to Ross Jeffries' Speed Seduction, trying to find out what worked best for me. I ended up mixing them together, tweaking them, and putting in some of my own material. Happy with what I'd put together I decided to test it out with my first true sarge as Danny di Zaster with my wing GmastaT. So, we went to the mall (yep, stereotype). We walked around bored for a while not seeing any decent looking sets until I spotted a mixed set sitting on a group of couches in front of the GNC. My wing noticed I'd found my mark and went and sat in the massaging chair in front of the store giving me a reason to go sit in the only other open chair, adjacent to my set. I just walked over and sat down giving the obligatory opener, "Hey, my friend is using that massaging chair, I really don't like them, they sort of stab my lower back wierd. What do you guys think?" The set was 3 teenage 7's and a young looking guy. I focused on the guy and made small talk with him about how those chairs are meant for fat people and people with wide backs and how they should make a massaging chair for skinny guys. All the time negging the girls indiscriminately. After I'd focused on the guy for a while, the girls began trying to get my attention, which after a few more negs, I gave them (HER: "I can give you a better massage if you want." ME: "Nah, your hands are really small, I don't think it'd be that relaxing"). I started talking to the girls about video games and how awesome they are (part of my Cocky Nerdy routine based off Cocky Funny). Nearly at the same time two of the girls started giving me the eyes. Then, almost on cue, the guy said, "Geeze, I wish I was you, these girls would suck your dick, at the same time." They nodded, then asked their friend if she wanted "in on this." She said she did and they offered to come back to my flat with me. I declined saying "You're a little young for me." They responded by saying they were of age and it wouldn't be an issue. I wasn't attracted enough to them (9 or better for f-close) and said that "All the same, I really don't feel up to it right now." I exchanged numbers and emails with all of them and then promptly left with my wing.

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