| OK get this.... The night starts off with me going over to a friends party. Its fun, not a lot of attractive girls, so i just chill with the guys having a good time. We ended up messing around in the pool, and when we look down the mountainside and we see some HB's around their pool. There are 3 HB's (7-9's) dancing in bikini's, so naturally my PUA friends and i try to figure out a way to open them....
The night goes on and we can't figure out a way to open them. (They are in their own backyard, they're dad is a cop, and we didn't want to be creepy) The 2 kids that brought me into the game and myself, decide to just go down there and yell back up to our friends at the party (where we were standing------->their house---------> our friends, so we would be yelling across them, in hopes they would open us {i know how dumb this sounds, but it was our only bet}) after we finish going down the mountain on foot/long boards.
This is a steep mountain and I'm on my new long board. I'm picking up some speed, then i start carving it out to try and slow down, when a car comes speeding out of nowhere and knocks me off my board!!!
So i remember jumping off my board to avoid death from the car, skipping across the black top, rolling over a curb, and then wondering what just happened.
Next thing i know the car is gone. i stand up and brush myself off, my favorite pair of pants have no more knees and my knees are bleeding bad. my arm feels like its broken and is bleeding too, but nothing serious. We end up opening the girls by asking for medical stuff (rubbing alcohol, towels, band-aids... etc) and using my story to DHV.
(I'm thinking about taking the pants and patching up the knee holes with something to peacock and then transition into this story to DHV..... any thoughts???)
Well we ended up number closing them and I'll post on how day 2 goes. Wish me luck and that my battle scars heal up fast... cause it hurts like a mother.... _________________ Itcha Boi Nemo!
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