I'm not gonna go over the entire night in detail, just this one particular isolated incident that occurred oh...30min ago. so after showing up to a bar named mcclouds in bremerton for 15 min or so, i determined there was no HB7s or higher that wasnt attached to their bf's/husband's arm, so my friend and i leave to get into my car and try somewhere else. meanwhile headed out to the car, we happened to see this guy who was just about to leave with his friends talk to these 2 HB9's in the parking lot. i go up, use the gay shirt opener i know (wear the gayest pink shirt you have and walk up to a set, tell them you need life or death advice, then with the straightest face you can muster, ask them if the shirt makes me look gay. then follow up with the 2 kisser routine.) which was working like a charm, they loved it. anyhow, one of the guys friends comes out of the his friends car and comes straight for me. kinda made me laught cause he's a good bit shorter than me and not nearly as built. so he starts swinging at me out of nowhere. of course he's drunk so it wasnt terribly difficult to dodge. that killed the game for me from there as the 2 HB9s practically ran inside the bar. his friends held him back and told me i made a mistake by butting in. sorry i had a better game than him? hahaha. i got in my car and honked the horn at them as i left.

that sucks but its funny. could you post a link to the kisser routine? i havent heard that

i know this would normally belong in the opener thread, however since you asked on here

2 part kiss opener:
"hey guys, we're having a debate and i need a quick opinion on something. If a guy is dating a girl, and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun, is it cheating?"
(their answer)
"okay, that makes sense. So here's the real question. If a guy is dating a girl and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a GIRL for fun, is it cheating?"
(their answer, bust down any double standards, etc)
"okay. Interesting. The reason why im asking is a friend of mine has been dating this girl. And she likes to go out and get drunk and make out with girls. Now some guys might be into that, but it pisses him off and he thinks it's cheating. She says it isnt. So we are trying to figure out who was right."
(their answer, then i normally transition into fluff talk and branch off of there)

stlye gets credit for this one its was one of his fav openers