Ok this is going to be a summary since the week begining 15/6/09 since I can’t remember most the shit that went on. I’ll try harder to keep up with field reports in the future. This is my first field report (if you can call it that) since getting out of retirement with a 9-10 model that was taking me for a ride; so bare with me.

Mon 15th – Pirelli and Mercedes PA’s (8-9’s) check into the hotel I was staying while on business. Number closed two while they taught me the rules of 20/20 cricket :-s

Tues 16th – Put in some quality time with a cute 8 barmaid of the hotel, that I was meant to go on a date with but I cancelled at the last minute (twice - planned).

Organised another 8 to come see me at my home when I got back home.

Thurs 18th – Screwed barmaid after her shift as a “goodbye” since I was going home in the morning. Made her come 7 times.

8 Barmaid: “I’m not pissed at you anymore”

Jorky: “Can I get a lift back to the hotel?”

Fri 19th – Back home…Number closed a 7.5 Spanish student who was with her parents in a bar on the table next to me. She dropped me her number as she left. I was talking about body language, passion, and what women want (so she could hear me). We made eye contact and her body language immediately straightened to reveal a nice set of cans. I kept eyeing-up and smiling for the next 10mins while in conversation with my mate directing vocal towards her.

Got a late night text from a bi-sexual 19 yr American 7.5 that I met a while ago, saying she wanted to meet up on Monday 22nd before she flew home a week later. I couldn’t make it but invited myself to a pyjama party on 26th at the local students union.

Sat 20th – Set-up a 9 Canadian who helped me pick out clothes (later to number close).

Screwed previously organised number 8 who came to visit .

Tues 23rd – Number closed a 2 set of a 7 and a 9. 9 just graduated in law. 9 wanted me to stay out, but like a kick in the nuts I had clients in in the morning.

Text the 7.5 bi-yank, turns out she was at a toga party getting off with some girls. Here’s what the text said [un-edited]:

7.5 bi-yank: “In the bathroom now and I’m seeing more of british girls than I ever cared to. I just gt off with 1. I love toga paries x”

Jorky: “Send pictures!”

7.5 bi-yank: “What if I do? Xx”

Jorky: “Name your price xx”

7.5 bi-yank: “14 orgasms ; ) x”

Jorky: “14!!!! Is that all? I mean it’s a two way thing here, you’d better good x”

7.5 bi-yank: “I cumn really easily I can do 14 easily in one session x ps I am good ; )x”

(I think she was exaggerating a little)

Jorky: “Well I suppose it’s a deal then x”

Thurs 25th – Got a phone call about 9pm from the model 9-10 that fucked me around Organised a date for when she isn’t doing a show. *cough*bitch*cough*

Fri 26th – things went well with the 7.5 bi-yank and her friend

Sat 27th – Number close the 9 Canadian, who also invited me to an afterparty . I couldn’t make it I had another party that night (a mates birthday )

Tue 30th – Going out sarging tonight will be dead but I’ll see how it goes. With an ingaged friend so could use that as an opener.

Hitting London Friday and Sat… Friday Richmond. Then a big session on Sat aiming Shoreditch but I dunno where I’ll end up.

Lessons learned - Well I don't think I've forgotten anything since I last left the Game, but could still use practice. There's something missing but I don't know what. But I'll see how my cal. is this weekend when I run throught plethora of 10s London has to offer.

-Jorky-