| Tonight after work I was walking back to my motorcycle and I saw an HB9 walking down the street in super short shorts and heels. No approach anxiety whatsoever I walked up behind her and said, "Hey Hisae!" doing a mistaken identity routine where I pretend she is a girl I know. The girl looks back at me and smiles but walks on. I say fuck it and head to the supermarket to grab a beer. Low and behold HB9 is just coming out of the supermarket as I'm walking in. I talk to her again, she looks at me, totally ignores me and walks offs. This PISSES me off. So I walk up to her again and say, "Okay, no worries, I was just digging your daikon shaped legs (insult covered in a compliment) and then I WALKED off.
I go get my beer and then go to the counter to pay when speaking of the devil I actually run into Hisae, a girl I had picked up a couple weeks ago. Back story: She has an American boyfriend who lives in the states. On our day 2 I tried to k close her but got rejected hardcore. As far as I was concerned she was a writeoff.
So I offer to walk her back to her place. She accepts. We establish that she's attracted to me, but she claims she can't do anything because she has a boyfriend who lives 7000 miles away accross the Pacific Ocean. We get to her apartment complex. I point to my cheek for her to kiss me...she does. Then I go in for the lips and she dodges out of the way.
Me: Stop pretending you don't like me. Cause I already know you do.
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: But I know you want to kiss me
Her: I'll think about it
Me: I feel like if you don't kiss me tonight something will be incomplete
Her: I know. I'm going to think about it. I'll text you later
Me: Naw, forget it. I'll tell you what. If you don't kiss me on the lips before I walk away, the next time I run into you again I'm not even going to bother to say hi.
Her: That's cruel
Me: A one second kiss on the lips, that's all. Sorry, but I can't promise you any tongue. One second on the lips
Her: Okay, I guess one second is okay (smiles)
She moves into me and kisses me on the lips. Short and sweet.
Me: Damn girl, you just came at me like a frog trying to catch a fly. That was freaky.
She starts busting up laughing as I imitate her. I walk away and tell her to text me again.
I'm walking down this dark street. No people. This short chick is coming my way. She has a cute face. We make eye contact. She holds it. We pass each other. I'm like thinking to myself. "Naw, you can't let this opportunity go. She just gave you IOI's out the ass." So I turn around. Then she turns back to look at me. I make up some bullshit story and tell her I'm lost. She gives me directions. I then give her my phone and say, "Here, put your address in here." Not only does she take my phone and put her address in it, but she sends herself a text from me from my phone to make sure she has my address as well.
Me: Um, you know, I gotta go meet someone, but I got like 10 minutes. Let's sit down and talk at this park for a bit.
Her: Sorry, I gotta be somewhere
Me: Alright. I was just saying, cause you know, we don't even know each other but you just gave me your cell phone address... it's a little strange. Just thought I wanted to get to know you more.
Her: Sorry, I gotta go, but I'll text you later. You name is [Clozer], right?
Me: Yeah
Ten minutes later she sends me a text. I cruise home on my hog through the summer heat. It's a beautiful night.
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