| Ahhhhh Vegas. What much can be said about this place. It's like Disneyland for grown ups. Mixed with sex, booze, and random escapades, Vegas always surpasses my expectations. I'm glad to say that I had the opportunity to enjoy this trip with my fellow CCLB brothers. Goodkarma, Starkilla, Carte Blanche, B Bad, and of course, Swaggerlicious. The road trip to Vegas in itself was all worth it. Laughter and overall fun was had by all.
We get into our hotel and immediately start popping bottles. Now, I usually don't drink to the point of stupidity but HEY! This is fucking Vegas bitch. Fuck it. As everyone starts getting ready I sit outside the balcony just pondering. "Hopefully I get laid today." We hop out the room, drink in hand, and make our way down to the strip. The hallways had this cheap bar sort of smell. Gum on the floor and random drunk people shouting and laughing. Celeb look-a-likes performing their number. This place is a fantasy to some and a job to many.
We get into our taxi and immediately make our way to the club. Clubs in Vegas are like mini theme parks. It's fucking crazy how these clubs are made. You know what else is crazy? THE FUCKING PRICES! Fifty dollars just to get in. Fuck it. I'm already here, might as well make the best of it. All I know is if I'm paying $50 just to get in, I better see some butt naked women. Sadly, all I saw was guys flexing their muscles. Xaifer would've enjoyed that!
We get into the club and hit the restroom. It was at this moment that I had my biggest realization of the night. I'm fucking hammered. Luckily I was with Swagger who provided much of the needed fluids to get sober. When I'm drunk, I turned into 'Social Mode,' mix that with a little bit of 'game' and you got a dangerous dude on your hands. Tonight was no exception.
Makeout #1
As I was walking out the restroom for the 42435423 time. I spotted a cute little asian chick standing all by herself. She must've been waiting for her friend. Fuck it I go in.
Me: What up weirdo! Are you the bathroom attendant?
Bitch gave me a confused look
Now, usually I get stuck after the initial opener but this night I had a secret weapon. My stack. I've been developing it for the past 3 days. My stack mainly consist of sexual framing mixed with some playfulness ala Capt. Jack. Thought I try something new a get back to routines. Fuck you if you think it's lame. :pardon:
Anyways, I immediately stack forward from my opener and get some compliance. Now, keep in mind, at this moment I'm pretty tipsy so I'm a bit miscalibrated. I spot someone headed our way and join us.
Me: Who the fuck is this? You're boyfriend? He better not say shit to me because to be honest, I'm not a fighter and I get scared easily.. (What the fuck, I'm drunk so I didn't really care. It was pretty much self amusement)
She was laughing her ass off. I'm standing their like douche bag wondering why. Apparently the person I saw was her best friend. A girl. Jeez. I stack forward and bust out a couple routines. San Francisco Handshake, Strawberry Fields, Ring On Fingers, Little Sis DHV story, Little bit of salsa, Casanova Twirl. And now my patented move I do that adds tension and sets up the make out. What is it you say?
The muthafucken Eskimo Kiss! This shit is fucken money. I don't know how I came up with it but it was the main reason for all the make outs for the night. Yeah, Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 'Kiddie shit,' right? Well whens the last time you made out to something so stupid.
Anyways, after the 'Eskimo Kiss,' I qualified her with my favorite question, "What are you passionate about?" I can't tell you what this does. It's comfort, builds commonalities, add this with a bit of kino and it's done deal after. I cut thread and move forward with a 'Tension Test.' During the 'Test,' I slowly move my lips towards hers. It's the point where the tension is at its thickest. I get about 2' inches close and pause. Gauge her BL and proceed to shove my tongue down her throat. It was magical! My stack paid off.
Makeout #2
After that mini session with HBAzn I hit the bar to sober up. Swagger & Starkilla get me a couple drinks of water and I start to feel better. While we're waiting for our drinks a group of women enter our proximity. Swagger immediately opens and we're in set. Introductions are done and I find out that one of em' is from my home country. What a great way to build commonalities right. So we immediately hit it off and start bantering back and forth. And me, naturally as a big dude, start talking about the food out there.
This goes on for about 5-10 minutes. It was mainly bantering and kino back and forth. They get their drinks and their off. But not before HBSun gives me those "Fuck me," eyes. What is it about me? Am I just that damn sexy? I think so. They hit the dance floor. Swagger, Starkilla, and I finish off our drinks and hit the dancefloor ourselves after about 10 mins. "Why's everyone standing around in a circle and clapping," I said to myself. It was the muthafucking 'Circle of Awesomeness,' dictated by our very own GoodKarma and Carte Blanche.
In the CoA was HBSun. I immediately take her by the hand and separate her from her group. Trust me, I don't think they mind, GK, CB, and Swaggy had it covered. We start grinding and I start losing balance HAHAHA. So what do I do? I calm the bitch down by doing a bit of salsa. She's loving it, I'm loving. I'm acting a fool. The dude next to me looks like a fool. Fun is had by all. I start kicking down my 'Eskimo Kiss,' routine, followed by my, "What are you passionate about,?" question, followed by my 'Tension Test,'' & voila' MAKEOUT! The perfect blend. I get her number and we part ways as I gently caress her ass. "Peace bitch!"
After that session, I walk around and open a couple more sets. I get lost for about an hour and start wondering where the fuck everybody went. The last time I had seen GK, and SK was in set with two London broads who were all over them. I spot Swagger as I get in to the dancefloor and we dance for a bit. After that we start making our way out to the patio and I spot this blond chick sitting all by herself I make my way in.
Makeout#3
Me: Hey! What's up loser! I've been looking for you all day. You left your baby at my house.
HBSage: (Gesturing With her hands) No! No! No! You need to get out of here, my boyfriend is right there! He's gonna fuck you up!
Me: Dude chill out! You're gonna have a stroke..
HBSage: You really need to get out of her. Don't you hear me...
At this point I've pretty much lost her, right? Nah, I'm just gonna fuck with her now. How did I save it you say? Well....
Me: Whoa Whoa missy? You're boyfriend? You mean that guy over there hugging that chick? Bring him over, I want to meet him. By the way, I'm gay!
What the fuck did I just say. Who cares the fucking gates just opened. Have fun and run with it.
HBSage: OMG! You're gay! That is so awesome
What the fuck??!!
"Now I feel like such a fool, I was about to smack you."
Me: (Confused look) Umm....yeah okay... What! You thought I was hitting on you? OMG that's so adorable, Come here child, *Hug*
HBSage: Yeah that's totally awesome. I'm totally cool with guys fucking other guys...
What the fuck did I get myself into. Fuck it. I'm comfortable enough with myself. Self amusement right.
Me: Umm...okay, anyways, Check this out, I gotta leave already, I've been here too long with you, people are gonna start to wonder. Here give me your hands. Now, we're gonna make a secret handshake okay. So this next time you see me, don't be a fucken weirdo, a say, 'Hi,' okay. (Credit: Hydrolicious) (San Francisco Handshake)
HBSage: That was fun...Where you from...
Me: Forget where I'm from here, we're gonna do something else. You know what an Eskimo Kiss is?
HBSage: (Cheeky Smile) No! (Clapping hands)
Me: We're gonna play a game first.. (Strawberry Fields)
By this time, I've manage to get her BT up. All I gotta do is not fuck it up..
Me: You like that don't you. Okay, Now gimme your hands. Back to the Eskimo Kiss...First of all, we gotta place our foreheads together. Now, you better not kiss me or else. Now, our noses gotta touch. Then just shake your head like your saying, "No." And that's it! We eskimo kissed! Gimme Five!
I don't know where the fuck I come up with this shit. I just try to make it a fun SPAM for everybody.
Me: Now, It's the tension test. We're gonna see how well you handle tensions. Can you do that ?
HBSage: I think I can handle it pretty well. I have a stressful job so I can manage (Sly Smile)
Me: Okay, gimme your hands again. Now, I'm gonna get closer and closer to you. Lemme know how much you can take. Now, while doing this, we're gonna maintain eye contact. Can you do that?
HBSage looks around for her boyfriend. Dudes all upon this other breezy.
HBSage: Okay! Let's do this. (Hands me her hands)
I inch closer and closer to her face. Triangular gaze and I pause a couple inches from her lips. No resistance. BAM! MAKEOUT! It was a very hot, sloppy kisses that slobber all over your face. It was glorious! We part ways but not before we exchange a couple secrets..
Me: It was very fun meeting you and I had a blast but I have to be honest with you. I'm not really gay (laugh)
HBSage: I figured. You're too smooth. I got a secret too. That's not really my boyfriend. It's my ex, we're just best friends now..
We part and I meet up with Swagger. He gives me props for what just happened. Fucker was watching the whole time. After that we opened a bunch of other sets. Swagger opens an ajacent set and let me tell you. Once this dude gets into a talkative mode. Watch out...Its over. I open walking set..
Me: You!!! (point my finger) Is your name Sara?
HBPaki: Umm no...I'm HBPaki.. (Smile)
Me: Well, you look like a Sara. Let me guess...You're from Chicago huh...
HBPaki: (Jumps up in excitement) OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Me: Well, you got this Chicago vibe to you. That and everybody I met tonight is from Chicago (This was true, everyone I met was from fucken Chicago, Go Figure)
HBPaki: That is insane. Look, i gotta look for my friends but I'll get back to you. You're cool..
She leaves and Swagger and I go off to find our next victim. We walk around and open a shit load of sets. Got a couple numbers for an after party by the time we were through. it was time to leave. It's almost 5am..We got at Club XS at 10pm..Part time job?
Makeout#4
On our way out I'm telling Swagger how much fun I'm having. HBPaki accidently bumps into me. It's on! I put my arm around her and I start telling her we're getting married to an Elvis impersonator tomorrow. She's loving it, her friends are loving it, I'm loving it. As she's about to leave I grab her arm and tell her to at least give me a goodbye. She kisses my cheek. I say, "You gotta do better than that." She kisses my other cheek. "Lame," I said. And I go in for the makeout. We briefly made out before her friends drag her away. I get her number. She looks DTF. We'll see...
What a great way to end this night. Sometimes I feel as if my game just skyrockets one moment then the next it just haults. I really gotta improve that. After this night we headed out to Margaritaville on Saturday. I made out with a Cougar who was celebrating her birthday day. Nothing special just a quicky. What really got to me was this,,,
The Almost Lay!
As I made my way out of Dray's on Saturday. I head to my hotel by myself. I was fucken tired. I walked to my room and hopped on the elevator. I exited and locked eyes with a chick waiting to hop on the elevator. I blurt out how sexy she looks and she responds back...
Me: Damn! You're looking fucken sexy tonight
HBLips: You're not so bad yourself, where you headed out to..
Me: To my room...You have some fucken sexy lips
She gets out the elevator and we're standing in the hallway by ourselves.
HBLips: What's up you wanna have some fun or what
After she said this. I went in for the make out but she fucking stopped me. What the fuck?
HBLips: You better not kiss me here.. Let's go to your room...
I denied her because It was almost 6am. And I was dead tired. Or maybe I'm just making excuses. Ughh...It's excuses. Truth is, I'm still a bit nervous once I know something sexual's gonna happen. It's killing me. Dunno why I get nervous it just happens. Fucken sexual anxiety sucks balls man. It never happened when I was with my chick but now it seems to pop up whenever I meet an attractive girl. Anyways...
I told the fellas about HBLips. They said it was a stripper. HAHAHA...I don't think it was. The chick look casually dressed and had a purse and everything. Oh well.
My Vegas Escapades /over
-JoRocK
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