| well tonight was by far the best night I have ever had... No Kcloses or Fcloses but every single fucking set hooked! hooked fast! fucking fantastic!! I #closed a HB8 incredibly smooth, more on that later.
The fact is I had the best night just because every set hooked with no effort and that was fucking awesome to me
Here is my report (long..sorry... It just happend and I'm really excited. excuse the spelling mistakes aswell. Im typing realy fast... serously, im just really psyched up!)
My ex one-itis called me up.. she was in town and was going out, she asked if I would like to join.. I wasn't really feeling it at first because like I said this was my one-itis at one time and I felt like giving her the cold shoulder. However, she said that she was bringing along 5 of her friends.. all female.. I thought "Fuck it... I'm going to game all of these girls right in front of her" That was my plan. Before I left my house I had already picked my target... the whole group.
I met them at the club/bar showed my ID to the bouncer, paid the fine young lady who I instantly got cracking up into laughter just talking about crumpled money and how I keep it there for good luck... I dont even know what I said.. just friendly chit chat for about 30 seconds but she was eating all of my words up and that set me into over drive. I though "Hell yeah.. my game is tight tonight!"
I saw the group of girls and walked right pass.. I saw the ex one-itis girl try to flag me down but I just kept walking like I didnt see her and walked up stairs to warm up on some sets.. after opening some sets to warm up I eventually got a call from the girl...
"Where are you.. I saw you come in and you walked right by us!"
Me: "Oh.. I'm sorry, where are you at"
Her: "Right down stairs... you can't miss us"
Me: "Ok.. I'll be down in a few, I'm going to finish up a conversation and bid my farewell to a few new friends"
her: "ok hurry"
me: "click"(no goodbyes.. just hung up the phone)
I had reached my two drink limit for the night (I wanted to be in top of my game ..water and redbulls from here on out)so I paid my tab and headed downstairs..
I met up with the group. Said hi to my ex one-itis and quickly droped a neg, she had just got a hair cut and it was shorter than she's ever had it.
Me: "Nice soccer mom hairdo, you'll make a pretty cute milf"
her: "shut up!" (punch to the arm)
I have known her for a really long time so she didnt really take to much offense to the neg... I have always been cocky with her)
She started to say something like.. I think she asked how I was doing, I'm not to sure I was already turned around winning over the group
I chose a different approach.. Usually I win the AMOG over first... But I quickly sized him up. Although he was a brawney dude, he deffinatly lost the AMOG title the second I joined the group. I started to win the girls over first.
The bitchy one made her self known. She didnt really have to say anything, you could just tell she was the bich. I stayed C&F and was able to destroy the bitch sheild really fast. I simply said that she's not a bitch
Me: "Youre not really a bitch.. Its just a front you put up to keep guys from hitting on you I understand.. I know deep down your a sweet girl.. Everyone is generaly a good person, they just have thier own deffense mechanisms"
She leaned in to say something
Me: "Whoa.. you kinda got me in the eye with your spit"
The friends laughed and there was no longer a bitch shield.
I ran through all of the girls droping small negs to each one and then left.
I knew I had to open some sets and make sure they all saw it.
This is where I went on fire..
First set...
(acting like I was going to the bar for a drink) I split the set in half.. sometimes you have to do that in a crowded place to get to the bar
"excuse me, Im sorry, excuse me, just sneaking through"
I "accidentally" bumbed into the obviously drunk one, heard the splash of fluid hit the ground.
Me: "Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I didnt make you spill much did I?"
Girl : (Joking) "Now you owe me a drink hahaha, no... its ok don't worry about it"
Me: "well if it makes you feel any better, I think that "little bit" is all over my brand new shirt" (Its really an old shirt, and it didnt get it)
Well the set is pretty much open right now..
Me: "You guys are good people! youre fun!.. I only got a second I have to get a drink and get back to my friends.. but let me show you something cool to make up for that spilled drink"
All EYES ON ME!
I did the number 7 thing ( think of a number between 1 and 10)
Right on! they were fucking amazed!
The set right next to them, wanted to see some stuff so I broke out some palm readinng skills (I watched a two minute youtube video on palm reading last night... easiest thing in the world)
I was opening sets left and right! it felt great! I wasnt closing though as I was just doing it for social value
I came back to the girls and started with the games.. I read one girls palm, she loved it. The next girl.. palm read, loved it.. the next girl.. (who became my ultimate target for the night)
"let me show you something different" I said. I snuck her off to the upstairs deck.. alot quieter up there and filled with candle light.. I did the cube. She was amazed, she wanted more, I did an addition + color trick (I can explain if anyone wants to know.. its really cool)... read her palm.. she wanted more!
"Look at this... Im using up all of my good material on you!" I said
She said "C'mon one more"
"Ok just one more"
I took the pen and paper slid it to her.. said write your number down and draw me a picture of yourself so I dont forget you... I'm going down stairs to rejoin the group. When youre done drawing come find me.. I'll accept nothing less than a masterpiece"... I left
a few minutes later she gave me the drawing... funny funny stuff..
The night went on.. I opended more and more sets. I was even busted on my last set but smoothly got out of it.. she was trying to pick my nose as I walked by with a foam captain morgans "number one" finger..
I thought "Sets open!"
I said "oh I see how it is" and went in to pretend to nose rape her
She laughed and I said "Hey.. I'm just on my way out but you seem fun.. let me show you something" ( I was really on my way out)
She: "Oh let me guess.. your going to hit on me blah blah blah" with a little bitchy toss of the hair
I turned to her friend and negged "Is she always like this? (sarcasticly)Seems I've stumbled upon the worlds prettiest girl...(turn back to her)..No seriously, I'm not joking.. I have to go. I dont have time to hit on you tonight"
I did the 7 thing again and got it!
"do more!"
me: "I wasnt kidding .. have to go" (just felt good to get that one last one in there)
I found #close girl.. pointed to my cheek and said "I have to go now" kiss to the cheek and I was off
I had the coolest strut back to my car.. I couldnt help it.. my body was just strutting..
came home .. wrote this
(5 missed calls in 30 minutes from ex one-ites girl)
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