| OK, so I picked up a shot girl a short while ago. I have no idea if this is gonna be of any use as there isn’t much technology… I hardly did shit! We arrive at the club in Picaddily, large group of guys around 6 of use… the other 5 couldn’t pick of HIV in a Swaize whore house (they have potential, we all do, but at that stage they had anti-game). We head downstairs…. Shot girl is approaching, I can see her out of the corner of my eye so I start to stunt (dance in show off way, pretending I can’t see her coming than stop and suddenly notice her when she’s close) we exchange:
Shot girl: Shot?
Me: Aw… I can’t I’m religious [pointing to cross around my neck]
Shot girl: [laughing hard disbelievingly] Oh really?
Me: Yeah [cocky look on face] How about a dance?
Shot girl: Yeah, you have some moves [she swivels her hips a bit but can’t move properly cos she’s wearing that shit, cowboy belt thing that carries the bottles]
Me: [Mimic her movements] Oooo… so do you
Shot girl: I’m actually a dancer, but I’ve taken time off cos I’ve injured my knee
I can’t remember if I slipped in some remark along the lines of “OMG…. A beautiful woman who can also dance… I think I’m in love”. I might have done, or maybe that was with someone else.
We talk about her injury, I had the same and had physio, it’s now healed. Also just got the all clear on another injury today so now I can dance all I want. She nips into the ladies toilets. The guys I’m with are putting their coats away.
Shot girl comes back, I stop her:
Me: Hey, I have an idea
Her: Oh yeah?
Me: A friend of mine is having a house party in a little while, you should come
Her: Sure
She gives me her number, we talk about where she lives etc, where she’s from (half Mauritian, half Irish – I’m also half Irish). She needs to get back to work so I tell her I’ll give her a call.
She was definitely a 10. She looked like Nicole Sherzinger from The Pussycat dolls. I consider this more of an achievement than a standard pickup as these shot girls are usually 10s, dressed in a very hot way, plus they have all the guys macking on them. She’s the third one I’ve picked up and I haven’t even tried it with that many. I’m not quite sure what I’m doing right. The only components I can pull out are the dancing and being direct.
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