| Okay, so this is the FIRST ever time I have decided to actually write down my sarges. Then again, I havent been pushing myself lately. But this one was good experience.
We arrived later than my other friends. They were mostly guys, and arent so good w/girls. But w/e. I like them. Loooong wait, it was aaa bitch. BUT, on the good side, I got to chat w/some nice ppl. One or two familiar faces. Which was nice.
(BTW, I was bringing one of my pua friends. Who I was hoping to persuade about this stuff thru field demos. He was new, and this was his first time going clubbing)
Some dude got kicked out of the line for swearing at the bouncer (but he wasnt the actual guy that did it!! ).. so first lesson, "respect the bouncer" ;)
Ummm.. they say its important to warm up sets. And it is. In my case, I got to meet Ms.redhead (ill call her that for now). She saved my ass later on in my night (i think?). I opened her with, "are u with the guy tht got kicked out?" - situational opener. I find that situational o. work nicely, it makes u come off genuine. Then, if i stale.. which I did. I would bring up another topic (usually a prescripted routine) **then continue on, voila.
I didn't stay talking with them. I would brush off, and talk to my friends. I did this to everyone I talked to. Keey is that I spread good vibes. Making jokes with other scary looking guys. They all look scary. Then again, we all do. So wtf? Being warm works.
We ended up not having enough money. So I ended up befriending a nice guy in line. who covered us by the hundred. NICE GUY. LOL. With all the shit and commotion going around, it was a wonder how I seemed to still be cool and happy. Must be because of the reading and mind masturbation Ive been doing. LOL. (no, really)
SO, we finally got in. I read from AFCadam's archives to befriend the bouncers. I tried to. But they were all a feet taller than me. It was hard getting my meessage through. But they were nice....Ill work on my v-o-LUME!!!!!!!.
Holy shit. I was pumped by now. So happy. Don;t know why. Maybe cus I was with guys that werent so good with women, but I really did enjoy their company. I felt cool. oh so cool. Kinda like a badaasss, not sure if this would help any of u. LOL
OKAY. so, lots of eye contact on the way in. No smiles, just stares. Good thing? I dont know, w/e. My friends started to collect into a circle to chat-escape the situation. So, I grabbed one of em by the wrist and dragged em to the dance floor. I got him pumped. For a bit. Then, it just went sour. LMFAO. So he left. I left too. BRUSHH it offff.
First approach. I was so out of my head, I loved it. I opened my first babes by tapping their shoulders and hinting that they come over to hear what I have to say.
ME: "Can you dance sexy?"
Ms.Babes: "WHAT? OFCOURSE WE CAN"
ME: "WTF? REALLY? Let me see!!!"
MS.Babes: *dance all over*
I had to coach them a little to come over and actually touch me when they dance... They seemed hesitant. so I had to. Hot girls man. One of them was txting. So i pushed her phone clsoed.
Me: "WTF? are you here to text or to dance?"
Ms.textchick: " AJKYAUI SHAIUH" (dont know wtf she said)
Me: "Oh, I get it. Youre waiting for your boyfriend"
Ms: "jdhskjdhsu" (I was busy thinking about how I would get her to not chode infront of her friends"
*I look away then she just jumps in out of nowher, and starts dancing*
~ I'll continue tomorrow cuz its getting late. And I lost my jacket in that fucking place. So I'm mourning.
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