So me and my mate decide to hit an Indonese restaurant for some munches.

And I'm siting down.

I see this waitress HB6.5 scoping me from behind the screen, she walks out and I'm holding her eye contact and smiling almost laughing.

She smiling at me, so I start waving and call her over. I'm thinking this shit is on.

'So I was wondering how do I pay for the bill, I mean where do we pay?'

She's still smiling at me,

I'm eating a jelly bean, I nonchantly, offer her a jelly bean, she declines so I say, go on, look there's a strawberry/rasberry one with your name on it.

I feed it to her! Oh my God.

I've got my phone out, it's a brick a relic from the dark ages.

I hold out my phone and say, 'Do you know what this is? And DON'T say it's an iphone? *Laughs*


So I was wondering, are you gonna keep looking at my phone or are you gonna put your number in there. She's still smiling and shrugs her shoulders then tries to put in her number. She doesn't know how to work it, so I grab it off her and say, 'OK looks like I'm gonna show you how to do that jeez!'

We collect the bill, I smile and then walk off.

Lessons learned.

Busting on a girl is so sickly sweet. Act on the IOI's, the more you're out in the game the easier they are to spot. Hold EC, and smile confidently.

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