| Ok, last night started out pretty mediocre, not too many sets where I was at, so I just said fuck it and started getting really shitty. It was around the end of the night only opened up one set.
I was on the back porch with my buddy, He's a complete natural. Love to go Sarging with him. Well this HB 8 comes over to us.
HB 8: So sorry to bother, but can i buy 3 cigarettes for dollar? ( she motions over to two guys)
Me: So those guys over there mad YOU come over here and get cigs?
PUA: Yeah, they sound like they may be pussy's
HB 8: Umm yeah they kind of are haha!!
PUA: (He takes a cigarette out of his box and puts it backwards in his mouth) Here is one but you have to take it from me.
She complies and I look over and the guys are Like WHAT THE FUCK?
Me: ( I throw her a neg about her boots) "haha nice boots, where's your horse cowgirl?"
She eats that shit up, like nobody has ever said anything C&F to her before.
Now, my PUA buddy spots a two set go inside, he goes after them. leaves me alone.
I say something else that has her in stiches, and she says Im going to stay over here and smoke with you, your ALOT of fun
Me: Speaking of fun Do you want to play a game?
HB 8: Of course
I run the question game on her she Wins.
Me: You know your on of the only people who have ever won, your something else! (really enthusiastic) and pull her closer to me. Then I say "Oh man what are you doing to me" ( and push her back lightly)
By now she is like excited and giving me IOI's hardcore touching me and shit.
HB 8: do you have anything else like that?
Me: Do you want to learn some crazy things about yourself?
I run the Cube perfectly
HB 8 ( As I'm interpreting the cube) Omg im getting goosebumps this is soooo Crazy!
I tell her shes a lot of fun, and how I could stay in touch with her, she gives me her facebook, and number.
Due to time constraints, I didn't escalate I could have easily. But pretty good time using the cube for the first time
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