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| robothouse2008 | PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:06 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:51 pm Posts: 49 | | The other night I was out with, my pivot and my wing. I was having a pretty solid night. Opened like 5 sets, no biggie just kinda there to have fun and drink with my buddies, I was sitting down with my wing girl, talking to her. she accidentally spills my bean@coke in my lap, like all over. Instead of it ruining my night, I thought hey natural opener. I say hey watch this. I stand up scan for some dimes and go.
Approach: (2 set HB 8, HB 4)
Me: Sorry to interrupt you fine ladies, but does this look like piss to you?
(instantly HB 4 almost falls over she's laughing so hard) and she doesn't talk to me w/e)
HB 8: Umm a little bit, but you don't look like a guy who would pee himself.
Me: ( I say something C&f to get off the subject)
HB 8: I love your hat its mesmerizing!!
Me: Oh really? all I can say babe is your eyes are memorizing. (look deep into them lol)
HB8: (turns bright red looks down) "ok ok now i have to think of something lame" (looks at me) "alright I have nothing"
Me: ( reach out and rub her back) "Don't worry it will come to you"
At this point I walk away.. go back to talking to my pivot, not 5 minutes later she comes up with her number on a napkin. Didn't call her not my type but just thought it was a funny opener. and FR
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| LEPRECHAUN | PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:14 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:52 am Posts: 499 Location: Houston, TX |
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| robothouse2008 | PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:38 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:51 pm Posts: 49 | | Thanks man, It was a fun night, wish I could have used it a few more times, but ended up leaving with a chick... I holy cock blocked my self with her that night too.... LOL
Im sitting in bed with her, we have been drinking alot more after the bar she says she's getting hot, and just takes off her shirt. All I say is in a high pitched kind of way is hummph and pass out LOL... classic
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| codyl | PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:12 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:51 am Posts: 12 | | Well played!!!!!! I guess she wasnt your type, but if she was I think after a few more minutes of conversatation you could have bounced her to another club.
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