K there are two main parts to this night, it began with lots of bouncing between clubs and a few approaches nothing worth mentioning though.
Anyways I was wearing an outfit designed to divide, Russell Brand style jewelry a skin tight black tee (bearing in mind I am scrawny) and some jeans and cowboy boots. The plan was to not have to bother with certain types of girl and instead dress to attract the female equivalent. Best compliment of the night (whilst a hb looks me up and down) "What the fuck", hahahha bingo divide with clothing then divide in conversation and you will be left with great people.
So, we enter the club (my bro and housemate) and immediately open a set of soaked girls, we chat about why they are so wet and find out it is one of their birthdays, we then set about a good ol' game of divide and conquer. SO it ends up with me getting IOI's from the birthday girl ( an

, my housemate chatting to the bar man and my bro locked in with two girls (on was the MH).
We then mixed things up a bit and my housemate chatted to the birthday girl, I chatted to one of the friends ( a 7) and my bro holding down the mother hen.
Long story short mother hen did everything in her power to stop anyone getting any action. I was dancing with the 7 and she interrupted and led her away, I saw this as an opportunity to test a theory of mine, so walked off and didn't go near the target for half an hour. Working on the idea that this girl realizes how hard the MH has just cock blocked her. Obviously you need to be pretty liked by the target before trying this but it worked a charm.
Going for the kiss close was so damn hard, she wouldn't hold eye contact so I couldn't do any of my usual routines, so I had to come up with something. This was it;
Target: I have to leave in 10 minutes
Me: See I see the next ten minutes going one of two ways, real fork in the road shit, we can either tell your friends how pissed we are that you have to leave or get a little romance going. Personally I prefer the latter option, how about you?
Then kissed her and got her number. She is really sweet and has great taste in music, so look out for a day 2.
The other element of the night was chatting to a girl I met on Wednesday (possible fPUA and an

via txt.
It basically boiled down to me telling her she should come out more often her saying it was a long way for her to come, me telling her it was the same for me to go out where she lives. She offered some spare beds up, so I offered some "spare-ish" beds up where I live and she liked the idea and said she may well have to take me up on the offer next time she is over here.
Good times
