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From: Scott
Date: Dec 29, 2008 11:14 AM
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Scott
ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.
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From:
Date: Dec 29, 2008 3:21 PM
Well I dont think this is fair, but thank you for the house in Hawaii.
Only becasue of the prenup i suppose you can have half the money it is only the right thing to do.
your ex-wife,
XXXXX
P.S. why the sudden change in mind going from marriage to divorce so quickly?
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From: Scott
Date: Dec 29, 2008 4:03 PM
Well if your current spending habits are still the same then that should equate to MMMMmm $7.38 and around 100 pairs of shoes, correct?
And we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?
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From:
Date: Dec 29, 2008 4:21 PM
Oh yes my spending habits are still the same, they have auctually gotten worse since the divorce, i can afford the $7.38 but my shoes?? come on you know i live for them, and what good would they do you anyways?
And im really sorry about the pool boy, he just came onto me and i couldnt help it.
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From: ..Scott..
Date: Dec 30, 2008 12:33 AM
The shoes! OMG! are you kidding. I live for stilettos and UGS
And as far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.
You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?
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From:
Date: Dec 29, 2008 4:47 PM
Im sorry I took so long I just wanted to look beautiful for you. And about my sister ill let that one slide.
And yes everything was amazing so I will remember the good times!
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From: ..Scott..
Date: Dec 30, 2008 12:49 AM
Well I appreciate it. I always told you that you look beautiful without getting all dolled up but, you always insisted.
Geez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.
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From:
Date: Dec 29, 2008 6:59 PM
I don't know another shot might just break my heart again.
And I see that you want to be my friend again and I don't know if I can take you looking at my profile again just to marry and divorce me all over again. We will see what happenes I suppose.
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From: Scott
Date: Dec 29, 2008 7:13 PM
Well thanks for the honesty. I wont be so quick to judge this time.
So what have you been up to since Pablo?
Anything fun happening in our life? Causing any trouble?
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From:
Date: Dec 30, 2008 1:13 AM
Thank you for not judging me I appericate it.
And since Pablo I have decided to go to school and get a job so that I can pay for my own spending habits. Nothing to exciting that would cause trouble, I wouldn't want to hurt our relationship again.
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From: Scott
Date: Dec 30, 2008 9:38 AM
Sounds like you've been studious. That's good but, ya gotta get out and have a little fun every once in a while. What do you like to do Ms. XXXXX?
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From:
Date: Dec 30, 2008 3:17 PM
Well shopping of course, hanging out with my friends, the beach, snowboarding that is about all. What about yourself?
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From: Scott
Date: Dec 30, 2008 6:40 PM
I like tons of stuff. Going out with friends, the beach, the mountains, dive bars, biking, sports, watching Sex and the City ALL DAY!
Ok, I made that last part up. lol
You are sooo cute.. but I dont think we could ever reconcile the divorce - we are too much the same.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!
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From:
Date: Dec 31, 2008 1:58 AM
Here we go again already breaking my heart, my hopes were so high that we would reconcile. Well maybe we should take things slow this time instead of rushing into it. If we both still want to be together then we should try and make an effort. But it is up to you I suppose.
From: Scott
Date: Dec 31, 2008 10:34 AM
Well I suppose you're right. It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number. lol
Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!
Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies!
Whatdya say Cuddle Bunny?
~Scott
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From:
Date: Dec 31, 2008 11:58 AM
I got rid of Pablo's number the second all the divorce stuff happened. I dont ever want to see or talk to him again.
Ans as far as my number goes you should have that memorized but because you don't xxx-xxx-xxxx. Lets try and make it work this time and I'm excited for all the adventures.
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