Oh god this shit feels good.
Last night I went to the local ice skating rink in my neighborhood with my wing, specifically to sarge. While there I was talking with a few girls and laughing, and this thuggish-looking kid (who was with his girlfriend at the time) decided to confront me. Here's how the dialog went:
Thug-
Dude that hat (I was wearing my black fedora at the time)
makes you look like such a faggot. Take that shit off, cuh.
Me-
What's your problem, huh?
Thug-
You, motherfucker. Don't fuckin touch me, cuz!
Me-
You're really devoting a lot of attention to me right now...(to his girlfriend)
is it just me, or is your boyfriend hitting on me? Look out, girl!
At that point, the girlfriend started laughing, along with the girls in my group, while Thug sat around looking flustered. I think I heard him call me a fag again as I walked away, and I responded by smacking my ass, inducing another hearty laugh from the group.
I hate to brag, but I'm just so grateful for how this AMOG shit is helping me out. God I love this forum...