| Ok to say my memory of last night is hazy would be an understatement but there were some cool lessons to be learnt.
The night began with me, my bro (pua) and a friend, just heading out. Once at the club my bro opened a few sets but because the place was dead I waited.
We then decided to play tell her and the opening game (you pick a girl for the other guy to open).
1st girl my bro got was about a 4 but he went in and did his best.
Then he set my friend up with a 7, so my friend (with no pua skills) starts chatting to her and to my surprise does really well, then me and my bro noticed the 8 she was with loosing interest and thought she would ruin the set. So I was sent in and hands down she was the coldest woman I have ever met, I introduced myself to the 7 and chatted a little then asked who her friend was she turned said hi then turned back (she was latvian maybe she didn't speak english, who knows) I ejected soon to be followed by my friend.
Next I was up (we didn't count the last girl), I got given a 6.5 who was stood at the bar. I went up to the bar and stood about 2 meters away, then about 20 seconds later (pretending to be waiting for the barman) I turned to her and this is the convo;
Me: what time is this place closing?
HB: erm, no idea
Me: ah well (paused), ooh whats that tattoo of (I could just see the top of one on her back, so she moves her hair I put my hand on her far hip as I lean to have a look)
HB: It is Daniel, my husbands name. I also got my kids names around the bottom of the cross.
after a little fluffing I left.
Thinking back I was wondering whether the kino caused her to bitch shield me outta there but she seemed pretty genuine and went and sat next to some pissed off looking guy lol.
The next girl that springs to mind is a cougar that was dancing near us, so we sent my friend in on a crash and burn mission and what followed I can barely put into words. He gets up downs his drink whilst slowly walking towards her, steps to one side and starts dancing then dances over to her and she just starts grinding him, under 1 minute he gets a kiss and under 4 minutes is touching her boobs. Unbelievable and the best display of game I have seen, pure caveman. So they danced for a bit then my friend came back.
Later we called him on calling her a MILF, with tell her so he went and told her. Then the husband appears hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahha I swear to god I have never laughed as hard in my life. SO he dodges a kicking and comes back, as the husband leads his wife away, she was looking back as they were walking laughing her ass off.
Next few sets where non-events tbh. The next decent set was a girl at the bar (6) , I opened her and we got chatting, she used a pickup line on me, I can't remember what it was but it was straight out of the game (possibly who lies more). So kino escalation is going well then her friend comes over, who I knew so we chatted even more play fought for a bit, were hugging then she had to go so I let her go and told her I would find her later. (bad move should have closed then)
We then hit the dance floor for a bit and started pissing off the DJ by requesting shockers constantly (see love machine). Next girl ( hb8 ) my bro was talking to but I decided a little cock blocking was in order for all the shitty people I had picked out in the opening game. So I went over and we created a us vs them about love machine, I mocked her a bit. Then I noticed a guy awkwardly feeling a girls boob up (the guy was sat next to her they were both looking bored and staring directly forward, the guy reaches over and literally just honks her boob lol).
I spotted this and told her it was how I imagined my grandparents would fuck, this was high risk but like Sinn's herd line it would show whether we could have some fun or not. She laughed (thank god) and then I knew she understood my humor. This allowed me to try out a insta-rapport method, so we got onto the subject of child molesting and some other sick taboo subjects and connected with our twisted sense of humor and her pure shock about what we were talking about. In the end she went off with her friends to dance but not before some good kino, another girl I should have gone for a close but didn't.
Quick round up: I need to close then and there and taboo subjects and dark senses of humor build rapport quickly.
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