All right so its taken me nearly a week to sit down and type this out but here it is.

Last saturday I went to visit some relatives in my old home town. Drank beer, went bowling, yadda yadda. Then my cousin and I stroll into the club next to his house and have a few drinks. I swear any where he goes he knows at least five people. So he starts chatting with a few friends and I make my way onto the dance floor. Now I guess its important to note here that I can't dance to save my life, not in my mind at least. So I take the center of the floor where every one could see me and start dancing. After probably about five minutes this chick makes her way over to me. She was short and kind of cute, but a bit bigger then I really lilke.

So we dance for a few songs and I excuse myself to go and get a new beer. Get back to the dance floor and start dancing alone again. Not even a minute into this song I notice what I would consider an HB6.5 slowly making her way over, my first IOI I got from was the steady eye contact and then she began to mimic some of my very misguided moves. So I take her hand and twirl her (I don't know why I twirled her but it pulled her in like a tracter beam) After a few songs she starts getting very close to me and starts grinding pretty hard core. We continue this for probably two more songs, then I excuse myself again to hit the can.

By the time I was out of the bathroom I couldn't see her in the crowd. So I start dancing again and spot HB8 dancing and staring at me. So I figured hell why not. I put my hand up and with two fingers give the "come here" motion. She immediately marched over and starts dancing with me. By this time I'm psyched on the inside, but calm, cool, and collect outside. We share heavy eye contact and tons of kino and never spoke a word to each other and I swear within five minutes we were making out in the middle of the dance floor. After our first intially kissing was done we danced a bit more and I decided now would be the time to escalate things a bit. So I went in for another kiss and after that pulled and away from her. Then I pushed her up against the DJ booth. Her initially reaction was more or less "WTF" for a split second then she smiled at me and pulled me down into another very long kiss with more then enough groping to make me happy.

This all happened in maybe a matter of forty-five minutes. Then unexpectedly the club started to shut down. I tried to convince her to come back to my cousin's place but in the end got invited to her friends house, who I was invited to right after. I shook his hand, greeted and introduced myself and then patted his shoulder with my free hand (trying to show dominance). The HB and I exchanged numbers but sadly I was without a vehicle and my cousin and I had both had to many drinks to drive the six miles.

So all in all fun, got to K-close a random HB in a club the first time, for me. Usually it the bar or a Twins game haha.