So finals week is winding down, atleast for me. I had two finals back to back on Friday and one on Saturday afternoon and I was ready to go out and have a good time by the end of it. A friend of mine and I went to his brothers place and started it off with Halo until his girlfriend was done at her work party. We got back here and got ready, then went to my favorite karaoke bar. I wanted to go out and have fun, but I wasn't feeling drinking, which is weird because I've never done karaoke sober. I figured it would be a good night to run some game, I wasnt too drunk to converse, but I was tired enough (<12 hours of sleep total for the FOUR nights before hand) to not give a shit what anyone thought.

So we get there and sat down, my friends brother was immediately off and hitting on girls (he's the definition of a natural) and my friend was drunk and stumbling around, so I sat and talked with his girlfriend, since shes pretty good looking it was a good DHV. Eventually her and my friend left, leaving me and the brother there.

Almost immediately after they left I recognized the next people through the door... the brother and I were having white castle after karaoke like 6 weeks ago and a girl came up to us and complimented us on our singing. Well, her and a couple of her friends from white castle that night and a few more came in this past Saturday night. We talked with them a little bit, but then Mark went to another set he was working on leaving me with them. I ended up talking to this dude, trying to laugh and have fun and trying to DHV and alpha characteristics. I saw a girl in a purple shirt eyeing me once, but didnt think much of it.

Well, she kinda wandered over and stopped by us and I completely obeyed the three second rule and didnt even think about it. About halfway through the opener, I realized what I was doing and got a rush of excitement. Though I have had some success, I'd have to say that girls approach me more than I do them. I ended up talking to her for quite a while and we got a long really well. Then the guy I was talking to earlier came over and joined the conversation, and sat there and qualified the hell out of me. I was kinda suprised, he was an awesome wingman even though I think he was actually winging for her. Then he was telling her how resonsible I was because I am a Mechanical Engineer.... thing he didnt say was I was a student. She explained that her exboyfriend of like five years was very irresponsible and she was looking for a mature man... big ups for me I thought, seeing as how she was interested. So we continued to flirt for a few minutes and she asked what I did for mechanical engineering, and I told her I was a student. She busted out LAUGHING. Laughing! Huge instant turn off for me. She continued to tell everyone how young I was and made me feel kind of retarded. I asked why it was so damn funny, and it turns out she was 28! I asked how old she thought I was and she said, "About my age." I took that as a compliment, but she was starting to look around so I did too, showing that I didnt need her. I rounded the corner to go to the bathroom and I saw her turn to that guy and continue laughing, I heard him trying to tell her to not worry about it and just have fun, but apparently she didnt want to. We ended up kinda talking the rest of the night, but things changed for me while and after we were talking. Its true what they say about percieved value, she was having fun with me and girls that I wouldnt look at me before were looking, smiling, and interrupting us. Then along came the cougar.

So this older woman, probably early 40's, was out with them and she was drunk and wanted dick. I was scared guys, no lie. I was idly dancing with purple shirt girl and the cougar came from nowhere and got way too close and eventually had me pinned up against the wall. PINNED I tell you. My back was flat agains the wall and tw had a weird conversation with her constantly pressing her old, wrinkly body against mine, grabbing my hands and arms, and whispering in my ear. Though I am a virgin I've had plenty of sexual contact, like grinding, cuddling, close hugs, etc and when she was all over me it was a whole new experience. It was all I could do to breath it was such a rush of awkward feeling. I half expected her to grab my dick and pull me into a bathroom. Well, she went to the bar and left me there, so I made damn sure to sit back down with purple shirt girl. The coug bought me a beer, but I kinda ignored her the rest of the night.

I ended up going to white castle and talking with the purple shirt girl some, but didnt number or fuck close, though I honestly bet had I not had my age found out I would have woken up the next morning a long ass walk from my place with a good story and no V-card. One of the things I liked about her was how mature and polite she was, then when she found out my age got visibly pissed and started being what I would have classified as more high schoolish, huge turn off. I dont need to get laid that bad, and with her getting out of that long relationship so soon I figured the potential for the clings was there. I told her and her friends to come back to that bar more and left.

I got about a block and a half home and I hear clomp clomp clomp clomp, and it was getting closer. I turn at it was an attractive blond girl that helped me sing the last song at the bar. Apparently she had been left by her boyfriend and friends with her phone and didnt know where she was or how to get home. I let her use my phone and offered to let her crash on my couch, but turns out she lived on the same block as me so I just walked her to her place. She was super cool and was happy I was a gentleman about getting her home. She gave me her name and told me to finder her on facebook, which I have yet to do. Again I felt like if I would have been up on my game I could have gotten some from her, but again thats not the most important thing in my life... I'd rather have her think I am a good guy and not get laid than get some and have her think I am just like every other guy trying to get into her pants.

So yeah, thats my story! Second good weekend in a row, and I've possibly got a date for next weekend. Shes an old friend of mine that I'v had romantic interest in, so we'll see how it goes!