| Yes. After you've read and memorized everything, forget it all for a second.
Now, look at yourself. Stand straight. Move slowly. About 60-70% speed on EVERYTHING you do, including walking. Count to 3 before you talk, and talk at 50%. Never hesitate. Better to be silent than to hesitate. Never second guess yourself. Ever. NEVER EVER. EVER. Fucking never second guess yourself.
Consider the following two exchanges with the thought processes in square brackets:
"Hey... umm [damn what should I say? Do you think she'll like me....] hmm I was thinking maybe [i don't want to be too forward, but I dont want her to think I'm a wussy, better be careful here]... what do you think if we maybe [oooh look at her face she's smiling, maybe she likes me], maybe we go have lunch together.... [pause... she hasn't responded yet in the .5s i've given her... quick, blur any rejection] ... only if you're free of course... i dunno.... [wait i want her to say yes]... you know. What do you think?"
vs.
"[OK, fuck it. I'm asking her out, she'll either say yes or no, and since in all honesty there's a million girls better than her all of whom want to fuck me hard, let's ask her out... 1...2...3... go]Hey, I saw you in my class for a while now, and I always noticed how you [insert some supposedly special thing about her here -- her intelligence, her class, her style, her beauty, whatever], and I really like it. I'd love to get to know you better... I was thinking dinner on friday night... what's your number? [hand out phone]"
Dress well. Not epensive, just don't dress like a fucking loser, which most high school kids do.
Color coordinate, make sure your clothes fit you.
And stop with the blinking, bitch ass punk eyes. Look her in the eyes, stare people down, blink rarely.
And stop moving like a dwarf in a felony jail. Don't jump around, don't wring your hands. Never move unless it's necessary. Never speak unless it's useful. Never smile unless something pleases you.
Good luck brother.
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