So I dont usually do this but i thought baring in mind by far the strongest part of my game is my negs, and when you pull something totally spontaneous and original that you think it deserves to be framed in eternity, i thought id share one of tonights effort.

ok set the scene. I went over my friends (all girl) house to chill out and watch the big lebowski. one of my friends had her birthday yesterday and is going out to celebrate properly tomorrrow. ill see her at some point (in ba ba) but wont commit to spending the whole evening with them places to be etc (ie clique). so i jokedly neg whatever were not going at all etc.

so we watch the film then im getting ready to leave exchanging hugs and we lean in i say 'ye ill see you like erm tomorrow maybee nah no chance really'

'nick look as these eyes' *gives me evils* 'your coming she says'

'oh ye evils really scary' 'so scary i may just run all the way to clique'

she takes the me being scared as ill be coming as i walk out the door; then i just turn around and listen out for the 'wait nick you fuck!'

sorry if youve just read that and ive wasted 5 minutes of your night but i really want to start writing some of my stuff down but apologies for landing it on you.

thanks peace and love nick