lol today was the first time I amogged some douche bag.

It took place at lunch in a cafeteria. It was me (Casual), 2 women (HB8 and HB7), and douch bag at a table. I was sitting with HB8 and HB7 was sitting with Douche bag.

HB7 sits down and asks if it's alright if "Douche bag" could sit with us. I said yea and he comes over a minute later and starts "gaming" HB7. I let him think that he has complete control of this set. The whole time he's talking, his dry humor and "asshole teasing jokes" barely penetrate HB7.

HB7: "You're such an asshole" (to Douche bag).
Douche bag: starts bragging about something.
Casual: "Hey I noticed something, is it me? or do your get blonder as it gets colder? and i'm not just talking about your hair."
HB7: "hahaha oh shut up!"
HB8: sits down, hey how'z everyone doing?
Douche bag: "GOOD, howbout you?"
HB7: "fine"
HB8: "I'm ok" "So how are you doin today?"
Casual: I finally acknowledge her when she asks me individually.

At this point I decide to start gaming.

Casual: Drunk break ups opener with DHV story behind it. "So I was talkin to my friend a couple nights ago and she told me that she just broke up with her bf of 6 months. Appearantly they argued the whole day and they broke up later at the club. The next day she says she was sorry and that she didn't mean the break up. She ask him to forgive her the next day and to get back together. Do you think drunk break ups count?"
Douche bag: NO (AMOG attempt #1)
Casual: "Anyway, I need a female opinion, what do you think?"
HB7: Hooks fast.. blah blah blah
HB8: hooks, but shy. blah blah.
Casual: "Do you believe that alcohol brings out the truth in someone?"
Douche bag: No it doesn't. (AMOG attempt #2)
HB7 and HB8: Engages real well... blah blah blah...

At this point, the Douche bag shuts up for the first time.

HB7: says something.
Casual: neg to HB7, "that was a real blonde moment. Now I see why you get blonder"
Casual: neg to HB8, "you're quiet, this isn't a library!"
HB8: yea i know.

Douche bag has nothing interesting to say but looks agitated.

Casual: DHV story, "so today is my last day of religion class and i'm takin a final, I can't wait."
HB7: "Oh did you do your project already?"
Casual: "Yeah, my last class in psychology was on monday"
HB7: "How was it?"
Casual: big smile opens my face. "It was real fun, I did a power point presentation with pictures on the slides and turned in the 6 page essay."
Douche bag: "Psychology isn't real." (AMOG attempt #3)
Casual: "So thats why they made a science out of it."
Douche bag: "Most the stuff they teach can't really be proven."
HB7 and HB8: look at him like an idiot
Casual: "I guess you better educate yourself in order to actually know something about it." "So anyway, I got a 2 week break until I start my next class which is earth history, I can't wait!"
Douche bag: "Anyway, I gotta go, I have to be back at noon."

hahaha, it was only 11:26 am.

I continue gaming, and ended the set. I got a day 2 with HB7 tomorrow. HB8 doesn't want to interfere with the built chemistry between me and HB7, but I closed HB8 as well. lol!

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