| I went out on Friday night with some friends. In one pub we went to, I saw a really good looking girl sat in a corner with a group of guys, I refused to leave the pub until I had spoken to her. The guys left her for a moment so I walked over and said, "Can I ask your opinion on something? I won't be too long" She accepted with a smile on her face and I asked, "My roomate is getting married in a few weeks, I'm throwing him a party, there will be male and females at the party, should I get a male or female stripper?" We had a conversation about this for quite a while, then I moved on, told her about my band (DHV). Then the guys she was with came over, I said, "Am I in anybody's seat?" They all said, "No, mate. You can sit there". Holy shit, I'm the fucking alpha male round here! This is too easy!
After chatting to one of the guys, trying not to pay too much attention to my target, she came up to me and said, "I'm going for a smoke, you coming?" To which I agreed, we had a nice chat then she told me she had a boyfriend. Shit.
Later on, I see a mixed set sat round a table, there's 6 girls ranging from HB6 to HB9 and 2 guys. I was feeling confident and walked over, sat down and asked the same question to the group. Threw in a bit of cocky/funny when they all started interrupting each other, "Hey guys. One at a time, don't fight over me". Even the guys were getting involved.
Anyway, I isolated my target and chatted to her, lots of kino etc. Threw in some classic lines like, "You're very pretty but beauty is common, I like a girl with a good personality and a good energy... Two out of three isn't bad..." She loved that and was immediately trying to qualify herself to me. I even threw in the Cube, which she loved.
We were talking for ages said she had a boyfriend who was stood behind me. Fuck that, I'm not bailing just cause she has a boyfriend. Her boyfriend came over and said, "I'm going, you coming?" She said, "No, I'm chatting to (xeroxed)... Will catch you up later!". HOLY SHIT! That guy looked like he had just been kicked in the fucking gonads!
I asked her what the best way to contact her was and she gave me her number. Sweet night, major confidence booster.
Tried the same question on a couple of HB8's last night and they had massive bitch-shields on. The fucking walked off.
I love this shit. Cheers for reading!
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