Day 40 and still going. It's not an easy task. Going out this many nights in a row I have destroyed bars, numbers and even my routine. I've just felt like a broken record for the past couple of weeks.

I've even tried switching up when to say certain things. Trying to use comfort stuff as my hooking lines. I pretty much fine tuned my routine with Zar a few weeks back but I still felt like I was just repeating myself. Time for some *ahem* NEW shtuff.

Tonight was just a mix up from the get. Niceguy's poking his head around the night life again. So we didn't know where we were going. Hollywood, Costa Mesa, Fullerton. Jeezus. LOL.

Megatron earlier in the week said he wanted to come down and do a little sarging in the OC. COOL!. Dude has some of the funniest comebacks I've heard in a minute. Looks like he's gonna be giving Niceguy a run for his money on witty lines.

Heads for the night...

Zar
Megatron
R.L.
SolidSnake
Handle007
TeddyKGB
and ME!

Zar, Megatron and Myself get to the playground and see that it's just poppin' for a Saturday night. I do my usual by saying what's up to security and ask how their nights are going.

Once I'm in I meet up with Handle007 and SolidSnake to get a little 411 on where their game is and how many approaches they've done. We all chop it up for a bit and talk about openers and all the jazz. Then everybody's off doing their thing.

First set.

Megatron goes in and opens, I stand back and find Zar to wait for a few seconds until I see that the set's hooked then I go in. I go in and find out who his target is and start to isolate. Right when I start to distract her with showing her crazy handshakes, she looks at me and says, "Oh, is this what he was showing her?"

In the back of my head I'm thinking, "Damn it." I plow through and start showing her this handshake that I know for a fact nobody knows because my friend only does it with her niece. After a few time of practicing it I can tell I'm losing her. Jeezus! We stay around for some other stuff and then decide to bounce around all four corners to see what's going on.

2nd set *Bride to be party*

I don't even remember what I used to open but I get the attention of the whole group and start accusing girls of doing bad things. I ask how long she's been with her man and that she better not say she met him on a train in New York last month and now they're getting married in Vegas by Elvis. The whole group is laughing and having a good time. They can tell I'm out to have a good time. I turn to the group and ask who's taken and who's single. The cutest one (Asian, I know, I've been hunting down more Asians lately) tells me she's been with her man for 4 years. She gets a look from me like you're F'ing with me.

Of course she gets asked the ultimate question. "But...Have you been faithful the whole time? And don't lie to me, I'm a complete stranger, be real." She says, "Yes, but we're on and off though." So of course she gets grilled one last time since Hydro wants to KNOW!!! "Look I was raised by women, so I know you're lying." Then she says, "Well in the downtime I wasn't faithful." So I bust of her for that. "Seeeeeeeee!!! I knew it, but I bet he thinks your were faithful the whole time, huh?" She tells me yes.

Girls are funny some times. I end up talking to the whole group with Zar and Megatron for a few more minutes, they even try to get me to bite her hat that had penises on it so they can take a photo. I was already pulling her head down and biting her hat but right before her friend can get a photo I pull back and tell her, "There will be no Myspace photos of me doing such an act. I don't need my face bulletined for all 300 of your friends to see me biting this." I tell them to have a good night and we bounce.

Random sets

I winged in a few other sets, but nothing that stood out too much. I was just in my head about my routine and how I'm going to just get a whole new one.

Kindergarten Teacher

We walk through the bar and want to see what's up in the front part. As we walk in I see a seated 2set but we keep on walking. We stand back and Zar starts to bust on me for not wanting to open this other 2set at the bar. Megatron sees the girls nose and starts talking about Tucan Sam and says, "Follow the nose that knows." We were just busting up.

Zar goes in and talks for a bit and then comes back to continue to bust on me. LOL! We start to chop it up for a bit more and then I start walking back toward the smoking patio, turn around and start talking to the seated 2set. "Well aren't you two the smart ones?" They look up kinda confused as to what I'm talking about and then I continue. "You two are just sitting, lounging and not being all scrunched like everybody else in the bar, very smart of you." All this being said in a very playful voice.

Megatron comes in to wing and starts to do his thing. We're talking to both of them and then he asks who the "trouble maker" is and I almost picked the wrong one but I chose my target and then we went into isolation mode.

As I was still standing I was cracking jokes and just being silly to pretty much get me into a good mood. My targets just laughing and then she asks if I'm a comedian. In my head I'm thinking, great, here we go. She looks up at me and then I put a serious look look on my face and say, "Look, we need to take this relationship to the next level. We can't just be having fun ALL the time. Okay...This is very important. What did you want to be when you were 7?"

As she's about to answer this I see a open seat and I grab it and sit down. She turns her upper body around but not her full body. I didn't want her and her friend to girl code so I looked at her and was acting like I was waiting for an answer. So she gives me her answer but I act like I can't hear so she turns all the way around and she does.

"I don't know what I wanted to be when I was a kid." I tell her that she was a boring kid. I start to get a few more things about her and what she was like in Jr. High and High School. After I see that she's down to tell me about her I stop her mid sentence and just ask (credit Tim RSD) "Wait, wait, wait...What's your favorite color?" she tells me Red is. "Can you cook?" She smiles, "I'm a great cook." Now she starts telling me about all the crazy stuff she can cook. I'm falling in love as we speak.

If you know me, I'm boney and am ALWAYS hungry. So a woman who knows her way around the kitchen is fuckin' money to me.

She starts to bring up her ex and I instantly know I have to change the subject so I ask a AFC question and find out if she's local to where we are. She is and then she has to run to the bathroom. I stand up and hop on my phone so I don't look like I'm just standing around waiting. After that I look at Megatron and tell him I'm going to find Zar and see what's up.

I go out see that a couple of the boys are in set, break down what's going on inside and then I go back in to get her number.

I get back a little early, but once I see her I start to bust on her, "YOU! Oh man, I bet the guy you threw into the stall and attacked right now is all in love. I swear, you do have trouble written all over you."

I take a picture with the two chicks.

She's laughing and I see Megatron with his phone out so I know it's time to close and get. He gets up and says he's gonna find the fellas. After he splits I close. "Aye you seem chill, if we wanted to stay in contact how would we do this?" She doesn't hear me. "If we were to chill, how would I get in contact with you?" she does a motion with her hand as if shes writing a number out. I already have my phone out since I walk around twirling it half the time. I get her number and text her right there with "YOU ARE TROUBLE."

I stay in set for a minute longer so I can kill some time since I just number closed her. I get up to take off, give them both a round of high-fives and head to the patio.

I come back out and everybody's in set. NICE! We stand around and watch what's going on. We've bumped into this group of girls we've seen at another bar. Crazy chill set. I turn around from what I'm doing and I see the girls Megatron and I just closed and I go in to continue.

I turn up the kino since she's standing now. I start running my handshake routine on her friend. Zar comes in and starts talking to them. We all are just having fun.

They leave. We leave, but on our way our we decide to do a little parking lot pimpin' before our debrief at Denny's.

I walk up on a 4 set where this girl is just standing there without a smile on her face, I lean sideways, walk up slow and then start getting high-fives from the whole group. I look at the frowning girl and tell her she needed to smile.

We head out across the street and when we get into the parking lot we see a 3set, Zar and Megartron tell me to open. I start to walk a bit fast and I can hear them talking shit about me speed walking towards the girls. LOL.

I get behind them and the girl on the right lets go of her friend and starts to stumble towards the left side of the group and I let the girls know that their Designated Driver was leaning a bit too much to the side.

We all start rambling to them. They seem really chill. We walk with them around the corner and meet up with two more of their friends that are waiting for them. I keep busting on the 3 set to the two new friends and introduce myself. After that I look up and see that Megatron had his phone up and was catching me on cam with his phone. LOL!

The debrief was done at the local Denny's to get some grub and just to pretty much talk shit.

Good times.

Megatron, I'm gonna start hassling people to come and sarge in Hollywood. You're mad fun and funny in field.

Over all, the night started off slow. Picked up after a few sets. Then by the end of the night I was in talk mode. =/

*Things to work on*

New routine.

Go back to being a Kino beast.

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