ok its being a while since i posted on here..
well sunday nite i was abit tired an stood behind the bar where i work plannin to get some chicken and go home when a loverly, 4 set walked in. i didnt try to hard but was invited to join them at another bar later on.

me "hmm dnt know last time i went your friend just gave me mucky lucks all nite"

hb's - laugh - poke funny at her "she's like that etc."

so i finished workin cleaned up etc. and my freind/wingman rangme he was headin out an we both agree'd jus one drink then chicken an thats it.

met this girl hb8 who was inthe 4 set earlier.
hb "you made it...."

me "of course, i always come here for one.. i thought u an ur friends were goin to another place?...speaking of which where are ur friends?

hb - blah blah,

i waited until her freinds came back she gave me a small kiss then went to find my wing a t the bar an go scouting. a good girl to boy ratio was in th club.

saw this good 3 set, my wing cant open really well brilliant when he's in there jus wont open.
so i lead with who lies more men or women he comes over in like 2 minutes an asks if im chattin shit

"me - yea we were jus almost agreei that woman lie more than men"
**it was an even split**

HB1 - playful shove, NO we dont agree
HB2 - I do but thats only becoz HB£ is sleepin with her best mates BF!?!
HB3 - shut up

this was magic, so many openers to choose from by her sayin this, i went to jealous gf ect, tweaked it a little an then they where like ur tryin to pick us up..

me - nah, not at all i wanted ur opinion, u seemed fairly interestin so we decided to stay, thanks we'l go now"

HB's - NO stay...
HB2- buy us a dirnk

me an wing - LOL, yea we'l get u a drink, after you'v told us you lie, and only want drinks, how about u get us one an then if u can keep us interested then we'l get you one bak later? you up for the challenge?

HB2 embarressed, NO thats not fair..

we teased an played for abit coulda closed wi 2 of them the cockblock wasnt even funny, jus negged her abit an she's shut up, take the piss out of her hair for loookin like her mate, then pickin up on there body language and askin who copies who??? left shortly after... tehy were spotted watchin us later on an HB3 was wavin later, as was in another set...

well HB8 from earlier, this could get sonfusing, saw us with the 3set and came over with her freinds.
HB8 - Hello my sexy Barman,

we all talked for a while she gave me a hug an kissed my cheek, a looked at her a little disapointed she had being flirtin with me all nite, an jus pointed at my lip.. ended up kiss closing and the timid girl was gone turned very horny, tried for the full close but could only get her to drop me off in the taxi and not get out..

any suggestions for sealing hte deal i know that was a bit lax but hav jus woken up..
anyways was a good nite an i think my wing ended up hookin up with another HB8 who i opened earlier she was wearin handcuffs so i attatched myself and then said im goin tot eh toilet and i need some1 to hold my drink for me... nothing else an then again at the end, attatched myself to her an said ur buyin me a kebab now... she followed us to the curry house i left them 2 together and got a taxi wi HB8

-peace-

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