| Ok, so we finally get to go to the club and mingle with some new people. We bought alcohol for a pre-drink so by the time we got to the club we were pretty buzzed. We got their early so we all went to a near by jazz festival to check it out, awesome music, beer, weird acrobats whom we got pictures with and mingling with all of Allison’s friend’s friends’ just shooting the shit flirting and what not. The first 45 minutes at the club were pretty boring Allison and her Man Kfir were chilling with us not doing much. Justin didn’t even go into the club because this dumb twat named Michelle was coming late and she wanted him to come meet her. Whatever. I was bored so I approached these two girls, one was the curly haired brunette with nice tits with a friend at one of the bars and I said.
Brandon: “Hey Can you help me out?”
Girl with Tits: “with what?”
Brandon: “hi my name is Brandon, and I’m from the states, California actually, and I was wondering if you would like to be the first girl I dance with in Canada?”
GWT : “That is the best line I’ve ever heard. My name is Anna”
Brandon: “thank you…”
After about 5 minutes of chit-chat she was giving me some bullshit about waiting for her drink so I said for her to come find me later.
So later on, me and mark had a drink and we had to re-meet up with everyone at a restaurant next door called “Le Pistol”. Apparently after an hour everyone was done with tokyo, but I was not satisfied (FUCK THAT BULLSHIT) so Mark and I went back to club Tokyo because were not fucking losers that go to a club to sit down for 20minutes and leave without accomplishing anything or having fun.
Mark and I make our rounds at the club after not seeing really any worthy opportunities I spot Anna at the same spot. I approach.
Brandon: So, you ready yet.
Anna : You caught me at the worst time, I’m waiting for another drink.
Brandon: Fuck your drink!
Anna : blah blah blah
Brandon: How many drinks will you ever have, and how many of me?
Anna : that’s a good point
I grab her by the hand and go to the dance floor.
After a nice session of bump and grind we started making out, a lot… she really enjoyed it and so did I She was a great kisser, using her tongue a lot, kissing my neck, all that good stuff. We go outside and make out against the wall for about 20 minutes. DONE DEAL. Right?
So I finally get to point of her taking me home and she apparently isn’t completely moved in to her apartment and couldn’t b/c of her roommates. Whatever. I retardedly assume that I’d be able to bring her back to Allisons. We get outside and to no avail she says “Shes not coming” pretty flat out. I can’t blame her it was fucked up of me to ask her that b/c I was a guest in her house. FUCK IT, it wasn’t meant to be so we parted ways, she texted me later we will see what happens with that.
On top of everything, after a long night of flirting with Michelle, Justin was denied a kiss by her stating “Not till were married” What the fuck is that bullshit? Fucking cocktease, and she was making fun of me for attempting to bring a girl home, she was jealous. She kept mentioning how several guys were interesting in her in front of Justin. What a fucking BITCHHHHH. Oh fuck she pissed me off. She thinks she is better than everyone Fuck that I wouldn’t fuck her with a 2x4 and not many guys would considering shes 25 and still lives with her “Mummy” as these Canadiens so eloquently put it.
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I like vagina.
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