its all well known that we irish are fond of our tipple. a few pints after work in the evening, a few jars at the weekend. Getting locked is the name of the game. But when on a night out here gaming can be quite tricky, openers mumbled through drunken mouths, blabbering, staring aimlessly at a girl who is as inebriated as you. What use is an opener if shes not able to understand it anyway. It seems like the only opener thats of any use is ..... more DRINK. So shot after endless shot getting into, then you finally ask her onto the dancefloor, slurred ...(smooth), both stumbling, bumping and grinding as if its the latest r and b video, when really its just two drunken fools waiting to slobber all over eachother, until you hitch a taxi home. Get a taxi luv uv pulled, game over, your options are messy drunken sex or a house party.

Yes its this part of me that is ashamed to be irish, i am getting sick of all these party girls. what use is a drunken hookup or a one night stand if it doesnt mean anything. The social dynamics in ireland are a lot different to anywhere else in my opinion. Being in a society in which alcohol is so socially acceptable, in theory, sounds great. But in fact, all it leaves is a society with little or no morals. to quote eminem

''Don't get me wrong,
I love these hoes,
It's no secret,
Everybody knows,
Can't we fuck?
Bitch so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes,
We'll be friends,
I'll call you again,
I'll chase you around every bar you attend, .........

We just met and I just fucked you,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...''

So the question i pose is, where are the real irish girls, the ones i want to get to know better when im sober? dolled up broads with arses as tight as a slipknot, and with feck all personality..... this is the sad reality in ireland i pose to you. Yes there easy but at what cost, cause i know i can do better than them.