Here is my attempt to build the confidence of all you guys out there who worry that it's your looks that make you unable to get anywhere with women. In order to do that, I'm going to post pictures of famous people who are ugly as sin but are certified sex legends.
REFERENCE POINT 1: Steven Tyler
Half-man, half-gorilla, the terrifying mutant monster that is Steven Tyler as well as being a bonafide hero as the front man of Aerosmith is quite simply, pig ugly. It wasn't until I became aware of Steven Tyler in my early teens that I ever heard a rumour about someone saying that their mum was raped by an alien.
Yet despite having a face like a melted aardvark waxwork, it's been said that Steven Tyler's Wank Bank is one of the few financial institutes that have extensive enough coffers to survive the world's current economic crisis. If you can think of someone famous and hot, it's almost guaranteed that Steven Tyler has slept with them.
Why? He has a unique sense of style, he demonstrates incredible value (he's the frontman for one of the most influential rock bands of all time ffs), and I bet you never hear him complaining about his exes or how he can't get girls. Steven Tyler is my PUA role-model, because the guy is a master of it even if he's not aware of it.
REFERENCE POINT 2: Lemmie Kilmister
The front man for Motorhead and a thrash metal legend, everyone loves the legend that is Lemmie Kilmister. Yet despite having warts the size of his toes and looking like a white-washed Danny Trejo, he has the accolade of being able to write with some confidence an entire chapter on a book about sex legends of the music industry. The guy IS sex in metal and I wouldn't be surprised if he was my real father. Such is the power of Lemmie.
So how does he do it? Well, again, he's a talented guy. He can sing and play bass at the same time and he has decades of experience in getting women under his belt. His status is so high that he seems untouchable to the average girl, and so he can drive them wild just with his star striking presence.
REFERENCE POINT 3: Fidel Cas(ass)tro
Believe it or not, Cuba's sovereign Communist leader has an impressive boning record. One of his confidants in an interview made the bold claim that Castro, who I'll now refer to as Asstro because of the amount of ass he got has been with at least 35,000 women. Allow me to put that into perspective for you. That's just under three times the population of Nantwich, an extraordinary number to say the least.
Now you have to imagine that at least a small percentage of them were somewhat pressured into it by the fact he's a bloodthirsty Communist dictator who wants to bone. But women in general are attached to high status and in a Communist Society, who's more high status than Castro? A man who consistently said “Fuck Off America” for forty years is like cat nip for Commie girls. So no wonder he did well for himself. Commie girls (who I've found tend to be quite slutty, by nature) would go absolutely crazy for that shit and I seriously take my hat off to him for accomplishing that. Plus look.
He looks like the kind of man who'd get a sneaky fumble and grope of some teen girl while on a packed city link bus. Everything about him screams “Sex Criminal”, and yet he's in reality some kind of sex hero. Good lad!
REFERENCE POINT 4: Mick Hucknall
If you ever at the brink of a total self-esteem crisis due to your abject failure with women then you need look no further. The solution is at hand. If this won't bolster your shattered self-esteems then absolutely nothing will. Mick Hucknall is a man who quite simply defies all of the AFC stereotypes about what the ideal alpha male should be and should look like. This is a man who looks like he should have his head flushed down a toilet repeatedly or be working as a lab assistant, yet this man is in actuality a guy who got his end away more times than you or I have had hot dinners. And I'm a fat bastard, so that's saying a lot. Here is the man himself.
Not only is Mick Hucknall as ugly as sin AND ginger, he has the somewhat cripplingly distinct disadvantage of being the biggest cunt to hit the music industry since Madonna. Nevertheless, feast your eyes on this little article I nabbed from the BBC website.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/de ... 1000-women
No matter how bad your life may suck, no matter how ugly or weird or out of shape you may be, and no matter how socially awkward you may be, you will NEVER, EVER be as bad as this man. Hucknall for me is living proof that absolutely ANYONE has the potential to be good with women. It just takes the right portrayal of status. If it were all about looks, how would Hucknall have done so well for himself?
When you wanna approach that HB10 and you just don't have the nerve, all I find myself saying is "If Mick Hucknall could bone her, then so can I" and away I go.
Happy hunting, my fellow PUAers!
CHAT
