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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:59 am 
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Ok, so I walk into this GNC, and the freaking cashier is HELLA cute. She's all what are you looking for? I tell her I wanted Arson, she "all like for weight loss?? You wanna lose weight? For what?" I told her it was recommended from a friend, then she's all you should get this.......blah blah blah tells me whats in it blah blah blah, she ends up giving me a discount, but then she said she doesnt work at this GNC so next time you might not get someone as cool as her.....but to tell them your cool with Cristina. SOOOO she rings it up and everything I ask her for her facebook, she wrote her name down on part of the receipt, haha and my DUMB ASS did some AFC SHIT and said "write your # down to if you want" she smiles and says "facebook me"

OH yeah she also mentioned that her bro has the same name as me, and she mentioned her ethnicity....and when I mentioned I was from Panama she said "I wondered why your hair was curly"


GRRRRRRRR what could I have done better with this?

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Tell her you don't trust her opinion on which product should help with weight loss, because if she really knew what worked, she wouldn't be so obese


And if she DID write down her number, you should ask her if thats her phone number or her weight. If she has the balls to say its a number, ask her if its PETA's number, because you need to report a beached whale

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I must say that I am impressed. What you could have done better is to build more attraction and comfort. A joke or two maybe. She asks you about why you wanna lose weight (IOI) and you could have come up with some shit that you would think could impress her. Like you are rock climbing and wanna kill every gram of fat on your body.


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God thats brilliant^^^^ I was a bit thrown off when she said that, I never been a situation were the cashier showed interest in me.

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I dont really like that one about the stranded whale. It is too much of an insult. Too antagonizing. Better to keep her off balance, she should not really know what is going on...


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So the chick accepted me on facebook, she has a kid, but the dad doesn't seem to be present in any of the pics.....how should I approach this?

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I dont really like that one about the stranded whale. It is too much of an insult. Too antagonizing. Better to keep her off balance, she should not really know what is going on...

Lol I wasn't being serious. I was going above and beyond at being an ass. For god's sake, do not say either of those things I mentioned earlier

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So the chick accepted me on facebook, she has a kid, but the dad doesn't seem to be present in any of the pics.....how should I approach this?
You joined a PUA forum so my guess and advice is that you don't want to be with a girl who has a kid right now.I'm not saying you should ditch her just meet someone else.


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My advice to you is that you don't waste your money on weight loss supplements. The only supplements worth getting are a good protein powder, perhaps a plain creatine monohydrate, some fish oil (omega 3 6 9) and just a basic multi vitamin.

If you want to improve your body just weight train consistently and also do cardio if needed. I recommend the book "Arnold Schwarzenegger’s encyclopedia of bodybuilding." You can also experiment with steroids to gain muscle mass and lose body fat.


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You joined a PUA forum so my guess and advice is that you don't want to be with a girl who has a kid right now.I'm not saying you should ditch her just meet someone else.
Come on... What has that got to do with it?

As long as you dont harm the kid in any way you are fine. But I assume since you seem to be a decent fellow that you will follow the one and only rule we have, leave her better than you found her. By harming the kid I mean of course bringing sadness and crap into an otherwise happy childhood, so no tragedies. I did not insinuate that you would be mean to it of course.

I would say that the girl is like any other girl you ever met. She just happened to get pregnant in a relation that turned out to not work. One bad decision that seemed good at the time. We have all done those. Treat her well and above all like anobody else. The fact that she has a kid has nothing to do with it, it probably scares most guys... But then again, we are not most guys are we?

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And dont take steroids! That is terrible advice! I hope you were joking...


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My advice to you is that you don't waste your money on weight loss supplements. The only supplements worth getting are a good protein powder, perhaps a plain creatine monohydrate, some fish oil (omega 3 6 9) and just a basic multi vitamin.

If you want to improve your body just weight train consistently and also do cardio if needed. I recommend the book "Arnold Schwarzenegger’s encyclopedia of bodybuilding." You can also experiment with steroids to gain muscle mass and lose body fat.
Wow wow wow hold on here ! He's not willing to destroy his body.Your pushing him right off the edge with this absolute worthless advice.Arnold Schwarzenegger ? Women aren't even interested in a bulked testosteron bomb , being muscular is positive ,being a testosteron bomb isn't.Women are simply not attracted to this.Creatine and steroids? This is by far the most outrageous comment I have ever read.Steroids will not only destroy your body in the long run but they also have negative results since the majority of women aren't attracted to bodybuilders. Yes I'll say it roids and creatine is for lazy people who don't want to work for the result instead of popping pills.

My advice : Cardio


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You joined a PUA forum so my guess and advice is that you don't want to be with a girl who has a kid right now.I'm not saying you should ditch her just meet someone else.
Come on... What has that got to do with it?
It has everything to do with it.He's a young man and taking are of a kid isn't like taking care of a dog. If you're starting a relationship with her she'll obviously expect you to take care of the kid too. This will have a major influence on your overall freedom and everyday life. Ofcourse you have the last word but I'm just telling you.


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My point might have gotten lost since I read about that steroid advice, that was crazy. My point was that he doesnt necessarily want to have a relationship with her. He might just wanna have some fun and might not even get involved in the kids life.

Hes probably not gonna marry her and play house.


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My advice to you is that you don't waste your money on weight loss supplements. The only supplements worth getting are a good protein powder, perhaps a plain creatine monohydrate, some fish oil (omega 3 6 9) and just a basic multi vitamin.

If you want to improve your body just weight train consistently and also do cardio if needed. I recommend the book "Arnold Schwarzenegger’s encyclopedia of bodybuilding." You can also experiment with steroids to gain muscle mass and lose body fat.
Wow wow wow hold on here ! He's not willing to destroy his body.Your pushing him right off the edge with this absolute worthless advice.Arnold Schwarzenegger ? Women aren't even interested in a bulked testosteron bomb , being muscular is positive ,being a testosteron bomb isn't.Women are simply not attracted to this.Creatine and steroids? This is by far the most outrageous comment I have ever read.Steroids will not only destroy your body in the long run but they also have negative results since the majority of women aren't attracted to bodybuilders. Yes I'll say it roids and creatine is for lazy people who don't want to work for the result instead of popping pills.

My advice : Cardio
I have a ripped 6 pack, broad shoulders and a really built chest.... women love it. Creatine is harmless it just hydrates your muscles and gives you more endurance in the gym. Steroids won't turn you into a freak body builder. Those guys look like freaks because they have dedicated their life to looking that way. They train every day, take steroids and growth hormone non stop and eat 10 times as much as the average human.

I would only recommend steroids to an experienced lifter who is at least 22 yrs old. They have some adverse effects but the main side effect is that they absolutely work to improve your body. All those guys you see that are in those weight loss supplement ads are juice heads. I hate to break it to you but that is the reality. Using steroids also requires proper knowledge of cycling and PCT so the user needs to be educated as well before he starts juicing. There are ways to mitigate any side effects.


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