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Horny Goat? (never tried)
Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you.

k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol.
Doesnt eating pussy or at least eating everytime DLV?
How the hell could that be considered a DLV?


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Horny Goat? (never tried)
Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you.

k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol.
Doesnt eating pussy or at least eating everytime DLV?
For 1, there is no way in hell that this would be any kind of DLV. Ask your self how could pleasuring a women be DLV. If any thing it is DHV, Sexual DHV.

A cautionary note though, if you pull a 2 pump chump and go down afterwards it'll be like a snow blow. * make sure you pull out if your gonna go down afterwards * If your using a condom, you may want to use something that is flavored, unless you like the taste of latex and lube.

Luck and props bro to getting the virginity out of way. May you smash on all the cooter you get...go forthe and procreate padawon.

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Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you.

k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol.
Doesnt eating pussy or at least eating everytime DLV?
For 1, there is no way in hell that this would be any kind of DLV. Ask your self how could pleasuring a women be DLV. If any thing it is DHV, Sexual DHV.

A cautionary note though, if you pull a 2 pump chump and go down afterwards it'll be like a snow blow. * make sure you pull out if your gonna go down afterwards * If your using a condom, you may want to use something that is flavored, unless you like the taste of latex and lube.

Luck and props bro to getting the virginity out of way. May you smash on all the cooter you get...go forthe and procreate padawon.
Ok I know this got off topic but going ass to mouth (going down after you fuck a chick) is absolutly DLV. And just plain nasty, maybe with a dental dam...

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/deta ... 1/pid/2296

and even that ehh nasty :cry:


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Horny Goat? (never tried)
Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you.

k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol.
Doesnt eating pussy or at least eating everytime DLV?
i think it just depends on your taste (no pun intended) but i kno some dudes the the shit out of it, while pther guys probably would only do it if their life depended on it. you don't wanna come off like a servant and be submissive to what she wants, but at the same time if ya like to do it and know it'll rock her world, why not give her something to think about and look forward to on the next occasion?


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LOL at RVAIS's input, that is definitely not the right way to see how you will perform. Whack-off less than 2 hours before seeing her, you will last longer, screw the load and the orgasm, there is plenty of time for that once she wants you again. This is likely to happen unless you half-satisfy her. it depends on what she is used to.

Also, have you considered Kegel exercises? the best thing ive ever done

Hope this works,

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I agree. Look at it like this:
If you wack it before, it'll feel good. If you do not wack it before, it'll feel a bit better.
If you do not wack it and do not last as long, it won't feel that great to her. If you DO wack it and last a really long time, it could be INCREDIBLE sex for her. INCREDIBLE sex for her means she will be more willing to work with you, which translates to INCREDIBLE sex for you.

To summarize, masturbate so you'll last longer. This will profoundly increase her pleasure and she'll be more willing to return the favor.

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