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| NamelessHero | PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 6:47 pm | |
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Posts: 219 | | Bravo
Nasrudin went hunting with the village mayor. They found a turkey, and the mayor shot and missed it.
“Bravo!“ Nasrudin shouted.
The mayor angrily turned to him and said, “How dare you make fun of me!“
“I wasn’t making fun of you,” Nasrudin replied. “I was saying bravo to the turkey!“ _________________ 
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| NamelessHero | PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 6:15 pm | |
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Posts: 219 | | Feud With the Donkey
One day, Nasrudin was standing in the street, and a donkey came behind him and kicked him in the rear, sending him flying in the air and hitting the ground.
Several days later, Nasrudin spotted the same donkey secured to a tree by its owner, and he immediately picked up a stick and began beating it.
The donkey’s owner noticed this, and yelled out, “Hey! What do you think you are doing to my donkey? Stop that immediately“
“This has nothing to do with you,” Nasrudin answered. “It is between me and the donkey. He knows exactly why I am beating him.” _________________
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| NamelessHero | PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:44 pm | |
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| NamelessHero | PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:26 am | |
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Posts: 219 | | The Moving Friend
“Nasrudin,” a friend said one day, “I’m moving to another village. Can I have your ring? That way, I will remember you every time I look at it?”
“Well,” replied Nasrudin, “you might lose the ring and then forget about me. How about I don’t give you a ring in the first place—that way, every time that you look at your finger and don’t see a ring, you’ll definitely remember me.” _________________
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| NamelessHero | PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:39 pm | |
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Posts: 219 | | Did You Enjoy the Stew?
Nasrudin was invited to the royal palace for dinner one night. During the meal, the King asked Nasrudin if he enjoyed the stew.
“Yes,” replied Nasrudin, “it was fantastic.”
“Really?” said the King. “I thought it was pretty bad.”
“Yes,” said Nasrudin, “you’re right—it was quite awful.”
“Wait a minute,” remarked the King. “You just said it was fantastic a few seconds ago.”
“That’s correct,” explained Nasrudin, “but I live in and serve the town of the King, not the stew.” _________________
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| NamelessHero | PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:12 pm | |
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Posts: 219 | | It's better to be lame than blind
The lady contributed to Mulla Nasrudin on crutches, but could not resist the temptation to preach to him. "It must be terrible to be lame," she said, "but think how much worse it is to be blind." "That's right, Lady," said the Mulla. "WHEN I WAS BLIND, PEOPLE KEPT PASSING COUNTERFEIT MONEY OFF ON ME." _________________
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