"The wireframe walked all drooped to his buddy, Great Offer.

"What's wrong?" Great Offer asked, frowning slightly, "You were so beautiful."

"Yes, but now you're going to die on the vine from starvation because I didn't get enough people to focus on you," tears streamed down his eyes.

Great Offer gasped in horror as Wire Fram clutched him in his arms. His plump figure feels dry--blood streams down his cheeks from his eyes. His hand reaches up to touch the flowing sanguine bringing it up to his face to "see" only abysmal black. His pupils have glazed over white.

He screamed, shaking his pale face in terror, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I was just starting to make it work!" As he says this, his leg snaps off and his eye falls out as his last breath leaves his body."

This story's on how beauty's irrelevant to "feeding your great offer," but the same lesson applies to women. Does the layout of your "ad" (which is your poise/body language, fashion, facial expression, the way you approach her) get her attention long enough to "feed your great offer", or does it starve it?

Just an idea.