The key is that teasing is PLAYFUL and they're said or done with a smile. I always smile, look at her and shake my head. I am conveying that the girl is somewhat of a DORK and I just can't believe it.

My default tease

(Looking at her like shes a DORK and Laughing at her cuz shes done/does or says something dorkish or wierd)



Putting her in her place

Challenge flirt type teasing - returns for trying to tease me - this is bad behaviour, punishment, putting her in her place.

These are said playfully with a smile as if to say "ha! who do you think you are..."

Sound Bites

* "Good girl, trying to act bad."

* "You act pretty tough for a tiny person."

* "Oh my god! How did your last boyfriend put up with you?"

* "Your last boyfriend didn't spank you enough."



Congruence Tests

This is when she teases u in a way as if shes trying to get you to defend yourself and qualify yourself

Mockingly Agree - Plow on "yeah (said with a smile and a look like your ur a dork)... anyway what was I saying..."




Being a sickner (be careful, don't go out of your way to look for these)

Disagreeing playfully/Don't lie teasing - playful "no you can't"

Playing her for the fool - lying playfully - shes so guillibile E.g. I pretend on a date she has to pay for the food because I've no money, then laugh at the look on her face.

Sicken - "hahaha I'm doing/have > This cool thing < and your not/don't Sicken!"

If she gets offened or annoyed you can just say "sorry I'm only kidding and give her a hug"



Takeaways and Jealousy

The most powerfull of them all, the pre selection switch!

If she dumps you or starts flirting with other guys, tries to treat you like shit or you suspect she's playin you, you ignore her, this means no contact!

You go talk to other girls, get pictures with them, stick them up on facebook, shove it in there face, get more girls, go get laid else where! even you have to fake a few pictures for facebook, do it.

Make facebook buddys with girls if you have to, later you may be able to bang them, or use them as social proof, plus they may have hot friends! be patient with this, this is your best revenge!

Takeaways also include freeze outs, if shes not going along with things after a few tries, stop everything (makeout/foreplay) go get a drink or change the music, go for a smoke, do something else but let her come to you. If she doesn't get rid of her asap shes a waste of your time.

Takeaways also include backturns, ignoreing their existance, say you see an ex or someone who messed you about a little and you see them in a club, if they walk past you and you just look through them like they are not even there, but the trick is when they try to make positive contact with you (ie they actually come up and try to talk >>> not walks past and smiles and you smile back) this is punishment!

This does not mean treat them like shit, insult them, talk shit about them or give them dirty looks, you never bring anything up about the past and if she does change the subject straight away, this is subtle its supposed to make her paranoid, basicly you were "just going about your business and you happened not to see her"

Just know that in my experience there will come a time you may meet this girl again, especially if you live in the same town, go to the same clubs or know the same people, so be patient, every dog has his day.