Hey guys, just thought this might be a good idea. Everyone post some of there worst "busted" moments towards a girl you were sarging or your girlfriend or whatever.
It can go from a horrible/funny rejection moment to getting caught cheating or whatever.

Basically, any moment when you thought to yourself "Wow, i'm in deep shit now", with the woman giving you a "Oh no you didn't" look.

Okay i'll start, pretty embarrassing stuff:
I was completely drunk and my best friend starting texting me, asking if I was going to bang my girl tonight (Keep in mind I have an Iphone so you can see the entire conversation like instant messaging). I texted him back that she was on her period and therefore I couldn't but, "I will still probably get a BJ and can blow it all in her face so no biggie".
At this point, no problem, I usually talk this way when i'm drunk dialing to my best friend.
2 minutes later I come back from the bathroom and my girlfriend is completely ignoring me, after questioning her she finally tells me: "I read your texts and saw what you told your best friend about us".
At that point, I thought to myself "Man I am so busted! Why don't I password protect my phone?"

Long story short she did end up blowing me later that night, and we are still together as of today!

So, who's next!?

Ahahah funny one

Can't think of nothing to beat that...

No needs to beat it its not a competition, just need to share a funny moment

I love the last line "she still ended up blowing me"

I haven't got much experience, but I opened a girl with the fight opener, and she said "You just made that up"

Ha! I like this post. Mine isn't super embarrassing or anything but my girlfriend at the time found a book of matches that I put on the bed with another chicks phone number. She pissed and moaned about it and acted like I was gonna pay big time for it, then she got naked and f'd my brains out. Oh I paid for it by having an hour of mind blowing sex! FEMALES!!!! ha ha! I suppose she wanted to remind me how good she was. They all respond best to jealousy!

This UG kept informing my sister that I was cute. I asked her if she was DTF (down to fuck). It ends up that she read the text...it gets better. I saved her in my phone as Stephanie BUSTED. She ends up going through my phone and asking me why I saved her as busted. I had no logical reason, she started freaking out. I ended up fucking her that day anyways, even made her squirt. It was hilarious, and I wish she was much better looking because that would make the best comeback ever.

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heres a real bad one. i was banging one of my ex's in the stair case of some apartments right next to a mall here in miami. some security guard opens the top door on the 3rd floor as she was blowing me and getting naked for a somewhat quicke, busted. we ran for like 2 blocks but fuck it, got suspended from the place for a year.

Doesn't class as 'Busted' moment I guess, but its kind of funny for everyone but me :/

Ok I dated this little drama queen who was basically a Pornstar in bed, and we went out for maybe 4-6weeks, then I realised she was kinda crazy and unstable so I broke it off...A week later i was drunk and wanted to get laid and she was there, so we fucked...then I told her it was a fun night but was a mistake...she took this as me saying she was a mistake...which she totally was. Then next night, she bottled me on the back of my head, hit me with her handbag, and slapped kicked me....this wasn't to fun.

The slapping carried on for a few weeks, which wasn't great, there was a perk thou, she was a cheerleader and told all the new girls i was a dick and to staty away from me...as you can imagine this gave me ultimate buzz and for a couple weeks I was just picking which every rookie cheerleaders I wanted...but again I paid for this, the drama queen still after like 7 months comes up to girls I talk to on nights out and bad mouths me etc...fucking bitchy drama queens!

My friend put "APUA" as his signature for texting.

The girl he was with kept badgering him over it and they had a huge fight. It made so much drama and he almost lost her. He called me to try and make up what pua meant. I'm not sure what he told her, but everything worked out in the end. He's still with her and he's whipped. She recently got mad because he didn't say hi to her today.

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I got a pretty good one:
My junior year in high school (this was just over two years ago) I had grown a bit of a list of girls I could hook up with on will. The only problem was keeping them all on the down low. High school is the gossip equivalent of a keg of TNT, one little light is all it takes to set everything off. I had to take precautions to make sure that everything stayed hushed, such as recording all these girls in my phone as Jackie1, Jackie 2... etc.
Anyways, one of the girls on this list is really trying to get serious with me. Don't get me wrong, she was decent looking, a solid 8, but was dumb as rocks (which had been a bonus for me for awhile.) There was no way I was settling with this girl. She asked me to go to the movies with her one night, and I told her I had other plans. There was no way I was paying money to sit around with this girl, when all I wanted to do with her were free.
In reality, I had already made plans with another girl that I WAS trying to get serious with... to go to the movies.
So I show up to the movies with my target, buy two tickets, turn around and literally three inches away from my face is the girl I had just blown off. Apparently she had peeked at my messages while I was sleeping in class (a trend that has followed me to college) and saw all the messages from "Jackie's" in my phone.
She is there with her best "gay" friend, and boy is she angry. When she started speaking, I got that "Well, I'm fucked" feeling. Her voice sounded like it would blow at anytime, but she kept it in check as she asked:
"Which Jackie is this, Jackie number 3 or Jackie number 4?"
I look at the girl I'm with, who can already start to put together what was happening (she was actually pretty intelligent, which is why I was taking her seriously.) My night was screwed, my date was screwed, and come next monday my situation had hit every social circle I was in. The guys thought it was awesome, and the girls typically just laughed and called me a "man whore", but not all the girls...
In the end, I only kept one Jackie on my list, just because she went to a different school. That isn't to say that I didn't find a way to make this swing in my advantage much like Phate did. I ended up dating our prom queen as a result of the social proof that was left in the wake of my epic disaster. The only problem was she would not give me any intimacy until we were officially dating. Haha, man I miss high school!

-Dr4ma

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I was at a party, drunk as fuck, anyways, i sarged one of the chicks, make her chase me all through the house, then ditch her, and sarge another one.. Then i take her outside and start makin out, then.. The other chick comes out for a cigarette, and it turns out that the chicks i sarged was bestfriends :s /ballslap

Then later that night i failed epicly on a 3rd chick, i think i tried the famous routine of"You will fall in love with me, i'm putting a spell on you! wanna suck my dick now?" So, ofcourse i get slapped hard by her, and all her girlfriends.. And if that's not enough, when i wake up and log onto facebook i find out that i wrote to her "sorry, hope it didnt hurt when u fell for me!" and when i turn on my phone her crazy ass MC boyfriend had left me texts tellin me he'd fucking kill me

Haha, anyways, the moral is; don't go sarging when you've been drinkin hard!

That's not too bad, you can recover from that. Just say something like "ok you got me " or "yes, yes I did. Pretty cool huh ;D" As long as you stay confident and in control, she'll let it slip, as it most likely was a shit test in the first place.

I went once to this posh club. Earlier that week, i red about the apocalypse opener, and i was keen on using it. and however i live in a different country then mine, and with an other language, which i dont master fully, i still wanted to try it once.

I was there in that club, and i saw this HB8,5. so i told myself "ok im going, NOW!", and off i went.
i walked up to her from an angle, i touched her shoulder, so that she would put her attention on me.
i said: "hey whats up?"
HB started smiling immediatly at the moment she saw me, against all my expectations, cuz i actually said something AFC.
HB: "yeah great! you too?"
me: "yeah, great too! what are you going to do here after?"
HB's smile went bigger and she kind of looked attracted, maybe even sexual to me. i was pleasent suprised.
HB: "im going to hang out with my friends maybe"
me: " do you wanne make out?"
HB: "no"
she went cold immediatly. her smile dissapeared like snow before the sun. at the moment she said no, a friend came to her, which made her put her attention on her friend. the music was so loud, and i didn't know how to say as i couldn't say much in the other language which i don't master fully, so i couldn't save the moment.
i just stood there, kinda laughed and smiled, proud that i tried the apocalypse opener once and proofed that i had balls, i went back to my friends.

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That is just hilarious, I could never waste a perfect opportunity like that. My goal is to atleast number close everytime!