Hey guys!

I read a lot of topics on shit tests and i still don't fully get it so i would like it if some of you would help me out by telling me how to pass them, give me a few examples on what the shit test is and how you passed it, how did u react, etc etc.

I also started reading the way of the superior man because i've heard it has a lot to say about shit tests.


Thanks in advance.

They seem to be pretty hard to spot, for beginners...

It's when a woman puts up an obstacle for you, and tests your ability to handle it...

Here's an example of one:

Her: Sorry, you're too young for me
Unexperienced AFC: But, but, but... no I'm not!
Experienced PUA: That is one interesting set of shoes you've got there.

How to pass any shit test: Ignore it entirely. Like it never even happened.

Oh, cool thanks

What about if she says something like: why don't u like me? or why don't u care for me? is that a shit test? if it is how to handle it?

Also if you or anyone else has any more examples like that i would appreciate if you wrote them.

I've been getting a lot of shit tests lately... or so i think i've been getting them, i just can't seem to remember them all.

Why don't you like me?

That's not a shit test. It's a question. Are you being a douchebag to her?

I mean it's impossible to know what to say to that unless I know why she's saying it to you. Clearly you've done something to bring it on.

a good shit test some chick threw at me the other month:

i'd been given a body wash that smelled really fruity and in a pinch i washed with it and went out. a girl smelled it on me in front of a bunch of people.

HB9: Oh my god what is that fruity smell?
Me: (smelling my armpits) Oh that's definitely me.
HB9: (laughing at the group) Wow that's really manly...

Here's what the average beta would say:
AFC: (angry or nervous) I was rushing out so I just threw something on. It was a gift. Chill the fuck out.

Here's what I said:
Me: (smiling) Yep. It really accentuates my rose petal baths. (looking at my nails)
(everyone laughs)

I fucked the chick that night. Why? Because I passed that shit test with flying fucking colors by agreeing with what she said and then amplifying it. That's what you do to any shit test. Agree and amplify. You take the insult and agree with the girl, then you just blow it completely out of proportion until it's so ridiculous no one could believe it. And you do this all in a very flirty manner with a big smile on your face.

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