So i have a friend, HB7-8, and we just finished talking.
this is what happened

Me

hi sarah
10:03pmSarah

HI JOSIAH.
10:03pmMe

how was your day lovey?
10:03pmSarah

Dreary.
10:04pmMe

as in..?
10:04pmSarah

Gloomy.
10:05pmMe

aw, well cheer up kiddo, life is good. you've got great weather, a cool guy to talk to, and no school to worry about.
10:05pmSarah

Pfft, if only life was that EASY GOIN'.
10:05pmMe

your attitude towards life is lifes attitude towards you ;)

let's hope for your sake you have a smile on alot
10:07pmSarah

Let's hope I hit the lottery too.
10:07pmMe

did you ever go to that shoot?

fuck a lottery. if you get with me, in 5 years im gonna be rich.
10:08pmSarah

Canceled on me.
10:08pmMe

damn, you didnt reschedule?
10:08pmSarah

So, you want me to get with you? This is why you talk to me right?

It wasn't with a professional photographer.
10:09pmMe

you have caught me red handed

although, im not too sure we'd ever work out, seeing as i'll have so many girls bothering me since im going to be an entrepreneur and you're the jealous type :(

i see, why don't you go back to the guy who did your other photos? you looked sexy in them
10:14pmSarah

I wouldn't ever want to be with you, to be terribly honest. I don't like your attitude, and find you a prick half of the time. I see you as a friend, and nothing more.

The photographer that did my other photos was a TFP, which is a TIME for PRINT, which is a one time thing, most of the time.

:)
10:15pmMe

ooo i appreciate your honesty hahahah

i see, it wouldn't hurt giving him another call.

you really think im a prick? hehe
10:16pmSarah

Yes.

I'm sure you don't need an explanation, so I won't bother to provide you with one.
10:18pmMe

i actually don't know why i just got called that. i wouldn't have asked you otherwise..
10:19pmSarah

It's a shame you don't know why.

Take a look at how you're coming off to me, and others.
10:19pmMe

is it cause i dont talk to you, and then i do?
10:19pmSarah

The way you glorify your unsure future.

I don't care if you stopped talking to me right now, and never again lol.
10:26pmSarah

I'd prefer if you didn't ever talk to me again.

I don't care.

And being called a prick is not a compliment.
10:28pmMe

ok, when you look back on this, know that the fault was no one but yourself. :p:p i like talking to you and all, but such anger can't be fueled by my liking.
10:29pmSarah

OH DICKS.

I WISH I COULD REVERSE THIS.

OH WELL.




then i didn't say anything.. what should i do? leave her alone? it's not oneitis, i have more girls, but i could use her friendship to score me hotter girls.

and this was a message i sent after she said "I don't care if you stopped talking to me right now, and never again lol. " because she went offline. then she continued to talk.

"well, i could really be a prick and not talk to you ever again, but that wouldn't be nice, now would it. i thought i was a prick because i talk shit about a guy i don't even know, or something like that. i think you need a better reason. but, i like it when u call me names, so i'll take it as a compliment. "

Alright, well, when she challenged you you could've taken it a little better, tbh.

When she called you a prick, that's qualification. You don't even what to acknowledge that as a challenge.

Either make fun of the situation, or just accept it (staying completely calm because she didn't even affect you) and move on.

You sort of did that, but an alternative would be:

Her: I wouldn't ever want to be with you, to be terribly honest. I don't like your attitude, and find you a prick half of the time. I see you as a friend, and nothing more.

You: I'll keep that in mind. So anyways... (talk about something else)

I'm usually better at the accepting it, and moving on thing, I don't want to have to think of witty comebacks all the time.