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Do u mean to push past dem literally? Bcuz I think a hb8.5 did dat to me yesterday. She sorta bumps me walkin past, says sorry, looks back and makes eye contact. Now I'm thinkin I shudve opened this girl up :-/ nxt time I'm in dis type of situation, what do you veterans and pua's reccomend?
HER: -bumps into you- "sorry"
YOU: no worries, but this is exactly why we can't have nice things
HER: what?
YOU: (role play whatever you want, example:) last week you knocked over
our vase, wednsday you spilled coffee on
our carpet, yesterday you fell
UP the stairs... still dont know how you managed that... just face it,, your a cluts! (push her away lightly) . first thing tomorrow im baby proofing the house. plastic outlet covers, cabinet and drawer clasps, plastic covers on ALL sharp corners, the whole shabang. we're getting you a helmet too, but don't worry, you can take it off when we have friends and family over. but your keeping it on in bed! i dont care, saftey first! besides, im not attracted to superficial shit, its whats on the inside that counts (easy transition to neil's "other then looks [and being clumsily cute], what do you have going for you) or pretend she spilled her drink on you "OMG twice in the past 3 minutes, [look around] SOMEBODY GET THIS GIRL A SIPPY CUP!"