What are some general comebacks to use against a girl who's being bitchy? The only one I know, which I use a lot is "Did your vibrator run out of batteries or something?" I need more like this though, I often feel powerless when a girl is dissing me. Post your own non-situational, general comebacks.

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"Cool your jets, turbo."

I'm lookin for more harsh ones....for like when a girl is dissin on you in social circles. Clever, witty ones like the "I think ur Vibrator ran out of batteries" one work the best cuz everyone laughs and gives u high-fives. Any more like that are greatly appreciated!

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Go with the stare. *Who the fuck are you?" and proceed naturally.

If you stay calm it isn't any issue.

- Exerio

The problem with those types of comebacks are that not only do you come off as a try-hard, but you also piss the girl off.
If a girl is giving me shit in a social circle, I just turn to her and smile with a "what the hell are you trying to prove?" type of look on my face. Practice it. It works and you don't end up looking like an attention seeking dick.
Don't ever destroy someone's value, you just end up looking like a prick then.

I agree when you TRY to destroy someone elses value you become a prick but when you are naturally confident and can come back with something witty to say and little observable effort its actually really funny and it gives you a higher value. I would suggest reading "I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max. Their is a movie coming out in september but i would highly recomend the book esp. for some ideas dealing with comebacks.

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"The safest place for a ship is the harbor, but that isn't what a ship was built for"

I don't agree using Tucker's book as a reference. He admits himself he is a genuinely an asshole, which is why those comebacks work for HIM. If you aren't an asshole, using those comebacks might not suit your personality.

Agreed, pretty much ignore someone trying to drop your value.

That is how I would handle it. If a girl made a bitch statement towards me, I would just look at her with kind of an awkward/funny smile/expression, and then, keeping eye contact, say "Anyways..." and go back into what I was saying. It kind of gives off the vibe that she just made a very stupid statement.
Depending on the type of girl(s) you are dealing with and the frame you have already set for yourself, that can seem immature and too try hard... like you are trying to get a reaction out of her or trying to look like an ass. I obviously don't know you, so I can't say this wouldn't work for you or the kind of girls you are dealing with. I'm just saying how I feel it would come off.

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I like Cajun's approach, very similar to what these guys are describing.
comes off as you are the judge & selector.

http://cajunsspice.blogspot.com/2008/01 ... art-2.html

I also think he has a great way to handle AMOG's. I've done something similar, & the douche backed down, & I came off looking like a champ.

look her up and down, "you need to switch to de-caffe"

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dismissal

you dont even have to say a word. jus look her in the eye as if she has 6 heads, tilt yuor head upwards in a condescending manner and widen your eyes and give her the "yeah... right" look. look to the side and raise your eyebrows, drawing in air to your chest and dismiss her. works brilliantly if an obstacle is there you can pay her attention then. also, if you can pepper in a good neg shell be done. its all about controlling the frame with body language. give her that "awww, stupid little girl" vibe.

hope that helps

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Your mom is so fat, when she wears a red t-shirt people yell, "yo Koolaide!"

I've found that comebacks like that rarely increase the good feeling of the group - if she's being a bitch more often than not she's feeling uncomfortable that you have taken the attention away from her and this is an attempt to wrench it back. Don't stoop to her level - being insulting back lowers your social value in my opinion.

What i usually do (and did yesterday night to combat a bigmouth bitch - read my post on Harem's Saudi Success) is to say 'you know what, you're being very rude - in fact i think you should apologise to the whole group)

This keeps your friendlyness intact and does not identify you as an enemy - which is what would happen if you insulted her straight out. Making an enemy of a bitch is a dangerous thing to do as chances are she'll up the ante and try to cockblock even harder. It also makes it seem like you are more part of her group of friends than even she is - a beautiful situation to be in; she's totally powerless.

The apology, if she does it (insist or tell the group youre leaving) will also demonstrate your social value.

Play this right and its gold in my experience, although i respect all you other guys for not taking shit and just dealing it straight back i don't like taking chances in this game.

Harem x