I recently blew out my meniscus and my MCL in my left knee: so I won't be walking without crutches and a massive brace for a few months. I have also been cooped up in my house, not meeting any women at all. Obviously the crutches and brace get attention (in general people notice this, if for no other reason, so they are careful not to knock into you), but is there any advice on how to capitalize on this attention / sympathy. I imagine it may be a good opportunity to come in under the radar, but I really wouldn't know the best way. If anyone has ever hooked up with a girl who noticed you because of some injury, could you please share your advice? Cheers, I need whatever help I can get to overcome this disability : ) !

DanO

nonsense... this is just nonsense...

first of all you're a man, and whether you got a hello kitty bandaid on a minor cut or a blown knee.... there is never a LEGITIMATE reason to seek sympathy from anyone, at any time... that is Sooooo Beta, you're automatically seeking something from people, meaning you're needy and you need comfort from them to continue your journey

Stop (not hard to do if you cant move in the first place, pun intended)

& Think.

"How can I use my blown knee to the fullest advantage?"

I've learned in my times, that whenever destiny throws in a little surprise to hinder the discourse in your journey, you always grow and improve

If you had to be one of the following, and the adversity of water was introduced into your life... what would happen?

Carrot
Bowl of Cereal
Coffee Bean

A.) The carrot would absorb the water, and lose its structural properties.. its integrity is compromised and it just falls apart

B.) Honestly, who likes WATER in their cereal? Really, WATER. that's not right

C.) The water is absorbed into the bean, and over time the bean becomes something better, something useful... Coffee.

*Always plan your life to learn and grow the most from adversity... it is the ONLY option to live successfully.*



As for your knee, it's going to automatically draw attention from people anyways, so if I was you, I would use this to my full advantage.

Dude: "Damn bra what happened to your leg? that Sucksss"
Me: "Oh here, lemme show ya what happened... (Find a chick, tell her to pull out cell phone and get ready to dial 911 of course... jokingly)

Then just be real with him... tell him what happened and how you've already got plans for your life after you're back on your feet

You: "Man, few more months and I can't wait to hit the trails again on my mountain bike... I was up to 50 miles a week before this happened."

For a Chick...

Her: "Awww baby what happened!?!"
You: stare blankly as if she is a dumb blonde "Excuse me?"
Her: "You knee, what happened!?"
You: "Okay, I'm going to tell you, but I gotta warn you... it's kinda lame"
Her: "O yea? TELL ME"
You: "Page 253 of Mallanaga Vatsyayana's Kamasutra describes a position that involves yourself, 2 other women, an egg beater, barstool, bucket of water, xbox360 controller, and a light bulb that MUST be burnt out already....

well, wait a second... you look pretty creative/smart/intellegent/sharp/witty I think you can piece the rest of the puzzle... I'm (Your Name) by the way, *shaking her hand with both hands and staring with high energy into her eyes...*

Her: *Introduces herself*
You: Great, now I know what to tell the cops when they ask if I knew the name of the person who stole my crutches at the end of the night. Smile, Eye Contact, etc...

Begin your game


Dont seek sympathy ever, in the animal world, when two males fight over territory the loser returns back... bloody, broken, and weak... then dies from his inability to fight for life.

The winner, though equally as bloody broken, and weak... returns back, to retain his kingdom and fuck his bitches. Because he is the alpha lion


Just imagine if you're able to go out to clubs and break the mental barrier keeping you from approaching and escalating with women while on crutches, when this ordeal is over, imagine how far ahead of the curve you've come... KILLER

Love,
CLz

This is the perfect question for me right now. I have a broken hand and have had a caste for the past month and am having it for another three weeks. i've actually been doing pretty good with women since i've had it on, its maybe even given me a little bit more of an edge. First off its a perfect convo opener, often times a girl will asked me what happened and i'll make them guess, i might say A) i fell playing.. B) i got my hand caught etc...this is fun! and then sometimes ill say actually it was none of those things and laugh. With really hot girls i'll say something thats obviously a lie like i got it run over by a steam roller and this makes them a little curious. I've told cute girls to sign my cast and told them to write the most creative thing to think of. I make jokes about it like if theres a hot girl behind a counter who wants me to sign a receipt ill say "i feel like such a gimp signing this" and ill smile, she'll laugh. Have fun with ur disability. I've gotten laid with it on by a couple HB's, your good have fun with it, its great for openers and you can make up random stories, just be creative, in some ways it helps.

I screwed my hand up and told women I did it rescuing a kitten from a tree, when they asked about the black eye and swelling I told them it was a fucking big kitten. Just have fun with it when something is screwed up the last thing you want is another reason to be miserable, so go out bullshit tell them you were rescuing orphan dolphins and keep 'em guessing


Also the guy above nailed it, the amount of fucking high fives I went for lol and hand shakes were fun I made up some new ones so I could do it. Also guess the gesture was amazing, I lost movement in most of my fingers so could kinda move 2 or 3 so started playing guess the gesture hehehhe

This is easy.

Don't mention it, act like it's not even there and game normally. You'll get bonus points for approaching with a disability like that and not even letting it phase you.

Wait till they ask, then have a funny story ready. Get the going with that, then tell them the real story.

Put something funny on it too, maybe let your little sister bedazzle it or something, and tell them that you promised your little sis you'd wear it out.

I met sooooooooooooooo many girls when I broke my leg. It was ridiculous. Don't let this go to waste.

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