imma say something funny.... when i was 17 i went to paris on a school trip ... so i and my mate went on a shopping spree ... and we bought so much that oure bank cards couldve exploded ... but that same evening we went to a strip club...
so we could enter the club for 20 euros and without showing oure id's ... so we had this one free show ... and after that show the stripper whent up towards me ... but she couldn't speak english that well ... so she misunderstood me and gave me a lapdance ... and to top that... she popped an bottle of ice ... but when the manager came by with the bill i gave my bank card ... but listen closely to this ... IT GOT REJECTED ... so i and my mate where in big problems ... but after negotiating with the manager ... i said to him i will go to the bank and get my money there ... and if u wanna have proof that ill come back i will leave my jacket here ... but the manager said he trusted me and let me keep it on since it was an cold night in paris ... so i and my mate took the first street to get as far as we could from the club and started laughing about what all just had happened